3 things you wouldn't want on a desert island?

[Brightwell’s left peg]

1 - a rag
2 - a sand allergy
3 - Monophobia

 

[Magicpole]

1. Jurassic Park type carnivorous dinosaurs. Fuck that.

2. Michael Ball with all the new material he was working on.

3. A mime school. For obvious reasons.

Frankie Boyle

"If I could have one superpower it would be invisibility. I could then kick a street mime artist to death and the crowd would think he was the best mine artist ever."

 

[oakiecokie]

Any Scouser.
Spiders.
A crate of washed up Carling.

 

[CTID1988]

The only thing that springs to mind is the shits. I couldn't think of anything worse

 

[CTID1988]

Any Scouser.
Spiders.
A crate of washed up Carling.

Good one. Id take my chances drinking the sea water

 

[oakiecokie]

The only thing that springs to mind is the shits. I couldn't think of anything worse

At least you should be able to wipe your arse on leaves.

 

[kaz7]

A boat with a hole in it,it's the hope that kills you

 

[roj]

Scorpions
An active volcano
BT Sport

 

[aguero93:20]

One of those cheesy palm trees.
Anyone named after a day of the week.
Midgets.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Kylie Minogue
Holly Willoughby
Simon Cowell