40th Party...

Fuck that. You're 40 not 18, and even at 18 I wanted to be in town getting fucked up in Long Legs.

Can't think of anything worse than spending my 40th entertaining random cunts in a room with a DJ playing the best of Abba.

I'm off to Italy for 4 days for mine. Cost a damn sight less than feeding Ray from work and his fat **** of a wife
 
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I'll let mini Gaz know she's not having a party for her 8th this year, will save me a few quid to be fair
Birthday parties depending on where the kid wants to have the party costs £15 a child other places close to £20...Normally between 10-15 kids attend.

Me personally I prefer getting the kids something they'd really want present wise, I brought my young lad to the boxing and got him loads of boxing gear he wanted that instead of a party, The daughter birthday fell on the same day as City v Wolves so we went to the game and she went wild in the clubshop...

I'd rather give then both £250/£300 to spend on stuff that they actually want than paying that money on a party especially that they only get to run around for a fucking hour.

Everyone is different and I can understand people's philosophy on parties but they just aren't for me, I actually got a surprise 30th many years ago, I walked straight back out the door...I genuinely don't know why they'd organise it as they know what I think of parties.
 
Mine fell on Easter weekend three years ago (my Bday tends to fall on Easter weekend on average probably around once every six years or so) and went on a proper four day bender: pub on the Thursday, Town on the Friday, Wembley on the Saturday, pub on the Sunday!
 

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