encapsulating the higher end of their market with their buzz word and also offering true HDR with over 1500 nits and above of peak brightness has to have industry standards of 1000 nits and above to be the real deal
Nits. Fuckin' nits, TV's that have between a 1000-1500 nits?
Is nitty Nora the bug explorer capable of de-licing a modern telly mate?
I thought she only did kids hair at school Bob : /
Nits? He must mean nuts? Hang on, a new TV containing between 1000-1500 nuts?
Nuts, nits, nuts nits nits nuts,,,
Nutty but nuts,,,,, nuts Korean nits,
Korean nuts? Hmm, must be why they make the best TV's?
Samsung nits? 1000-1500 nits inside a TV..... Buzzin'? Korean nuts?
Someone here is going fuckin' nuts alright.
I need a cab out of this nitty nuthouse urgently!!!
*rings phone*
*Operator answers*
" Hi Nora speaking, TV cabs, where you going to"?
(Gulp!: /)"Erm I dunno yet, I'll decide when it comes"
"Ok, what's your name and where are you"?
"My name is BMR and I'm at Bluemoon studio Manchester"
Nora'- "Taxi for nuts"?
"Erm yeah"? : / (Cheeky cow)
"Ok, it will
nit be long BMR bye"
"Ok Nora thanks, bye"
Nora rings Bob
"Hi Bob, are you near Bluemoon studio hun"?
"Just around the corner love"
"I've got BMR there, he seems quite stressed and confused, get a move on you will ta"
"Ok Nora, leave it with me"
"Ok thanks bob cya later"
"Thanks Nora, catch ya later"
Taxi arrives.
"Hi I'm Bob, are you BMR"?
"hi Bob, yes It's me".
"Ok, where would you like to go mate"?
"Nearest Currys PC world please Bob, I need a new TV, mine is on the blink n' I think It's almost knackered".
"Oh dear, something nut quite right by the sound of it...I can recommend a 50" Samsung 4k smart TV with between 1000 to 1500
nits for perfect picture quality, they're the real deal mate, buzzin'."
"Fuck off Bob, you can
nit be serious"!