9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

[uwerosler28]

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[Barcon]

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What a fucking fanny. Thuggery my balls.
Where did this **** grow up?
Ponce.

 

[waspish]

When one of these comics click bait hacks need their Social interactions up for that month they write shit about city and ffp! All these clowns have targets to meet or they'll be out on their ear!

 

[I'm With Stupid]

What a fucking fanny. Thuggery my balls.
Where did this **** grow up?
Ponce.

Fun fact, his mum is Emily Bishop from Coronation Street.

But yeah, another public schoolboy who's managed to make a living writing about working class sports, so no doubt got a lot of experience with thuggery. Or was it buggery?

 

[mancityscot]

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absolutely fucking outrageous headline. Talk about stirring the pot

 

[Lavinda Past]

Haaland looks like Jade Goody in that picture.

He could earn a bit on the side through a lookalike agency.

 

[Mike N]

He was an angry at himself than the fat boy on Sunday. Should be worth a couple of goals at Villa.

 

[iTyler]

He's young and his overall game will improve. But I would have taken Kane over him all day, every day.

 

[TrentGrisham]

I have absolutely zero doubt that I'll wake up to a ton of shit for this take but I maintain we're not a better team with him than without him.

In the modern game, you need your forward to be able to press consistently.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Body language says it all. He's fucked off with the lack of service, and lacks the talent to change a game.

No point in having the best gun in the world if you don't load any bullets.

He's not got the footballing abilities of Aguero or Kane, and without KDB we're expecting miracles.