9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26

[alexmcity]

Best striker in PL history.

 

[super_city_si]

Imagine the jizz tsunami is ekiteke Isak or gyorkes played like that

Been hearing all week how he’s not as good as those

 

[hertsblue]

Looks slimmer than he has been

 

[69FACUPfinal]

Is Erl currently the top pl scorer on 4?
How many for Salad and Izak?

 

[69FACUPfinal]

I think we can safely say he fucking hates united.

Him and 47 Foden.

Luvvly jubbly lads, they'll do for me.

 

[BlueTG]

Is Erl currently the top pl scorer on 4?
How many for Salad and Izak?

5 to their 2 and 0.

 

[BlueTG]

Haaland is the joint top scorer in Manchester derbies alongside Rooney and Sergio, with 8 goals from 6 matches.

Edit: Haaland has 11 goals and assists against United in 6 matches. 2 behind the record set by Giggs.

 

[shemnel]

Very strong performance today, very dominant. And threw in some very important near post defending when we came out of the tunnel asleep. He single handedly dragged us through that first 5 mins and then scored. Huge.

That miss though, phenomenal!!

 

[Gorbachev]

Sitting deeper and countering and he looks an even far more superior and scarier forward.

Same with Doku.

 

[MCFC1993]

Just looked more up for it today. Not just his finishing but his link up play was quality and he worked his nuts off.

 

[denTTony]

2 very good finishes & unlucky not to get a hat trick

 

[Axel Freed]

I think we can safely say he fucking hates united.

Tv viewers will have seen the huge grin on his face when Casemiro missed that chance from two yards out where he looked offside

He definitely fucking hates united !

 

[TurboDuo]

Pretty poor score against Liverpool tho

5 games played. 2 at home 3 away

 

[Goater101]

Monster performance today. Should have had 4 easily. Lead the line perfectly great link up. We’re so lucky to have him

 

[Don Karleone]

 

[decmancity]

Feed Erl and he will score, not fucking difficult lads. Speed up the passes and get it direct, you know hes going to finish it.

 

[69FACUPfinal]

5 to their 2 and 0.

thanks. I thought it was 5 but couldn't recall Wolves 1, Brighton 2, Today 2.

Was it 2 at Wolves?

 

[BlueTG]

thanks. I thought it was 5 but couldn't recall Wolves 1, Brighton 2, Today 2.

Was it 2 at Wolves?

Yes.

 

[GH64]

I hope we’ve got the bus door from Norway and the physios have been trained how hard & often to hit him with it.

 

[domalino]

Haaland is the joint top scorer in Manchester derbies alongside Rooney and Sergio, with 8 goals from 6 matches.

Edit: Haaland has 11 goals and assists against United in 6 matches. 2 behind the record set by Giggs.

I think that’s just premier league.

Haaland (8) is behind Charlton and Aguero (9), Lee and Hayes (10) and Rooney (11) as far as top scorers in the derby goes.

It’s going to be his record…just hasn’t quite got there yet.