Paul Lake's Left Knee
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I can do you a ditty as well mate... Bilbo you're a **** too
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A little ditty to... Poems and songs.
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I can do you a ditty as well mate... Bilbo you're a **** too
BimboBob
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Hello Pam Ayres.I can do you a ditty as well mate... Bilbo you're a **** too
Citizen of Legoland
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A little ditty about Jack and Diane.... two American kids growing up in the heartlands
John Conger Mellencamp
Has he changed his name again?
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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WTF is a ditty?
Is this a song or poem?
Gotta be a ban. Yer can't come on 'ere an' not know what a ditty is!
stonerblue
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A little ditty about Jack and Diane.... two American kids growing up in the heartlands
John Conger Mellencamp
good shout.
york away to this!
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How disappointing, I assumed the little ditty was your latest internet date...
BlueMoonRisin’
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Another from when MuEN was a good forum to post on. I used to read posts and observe some of the comments of posters and pen a ditty now n' then. Some of you may remember the 'happy clappers'(blue tinted spec bias, eternal optimism types) and also the miserable doom and gloomers that were the 'foamers'. I was somewhere in the middle, perhaps a 'flapper'.
Richard Dunne used to take a lot of flack on there back it the day, comments like "he's too fat, too slow" etc, so I penned a couple of ditties ....
A little ditty to...Amarillo Tony christie/peter kay
here goes......... Dunne a *Willo
sala la la la la Salad
sala la la la la la Salad
sala la la la la la la Salad
There's a diet warning.
His shirt's the size of a caravan awning
Big cow pies he'll be there
Napkin on with a Desperate Dan stare
In defence at city, is where our Dunny's at
Runs like Mr Blobby
The speed of Postman Pat
[chorus]
Did Dunny monster eat young Willo?
Looks as if he's half eaten *Castillo
Dunny's tough as an Armadillo
and no ones safe at Man City
sala la la la la - Salad
sala la la la la la - Salad
sala la la la la la - Salad
Singin' songs in Mary D's
Your ears will be ringing
Deafened in there by the City boys singing.
for the sweet Mary D' er,
the main pub that us blues have a beer
just beyond Alan Touring way,
there on Grey Mare lane
Its where us blues drink in, when there's a City game
Did Dunny monster eat young Willo?
Looks as if he's half eaten castillo
Dunny's tough as an armadillo
and no ones safe at man city
Singin' songs in Mary D's
sala la........................................salad
Dunney monster of City ...
Willo Flood( ex academy)
Nery Castillo(Mexican flop basically)
...............................................................
A little ditty to.. I predict a riot/kaiser chiefs
Ohhhhh,
Watching big Dunney's quite scary
It's not very pretty I tell thee
The size of a cow in a diary
He's not very dependable either
Another own goal with Hart beaten
He looked the wrong way to the linesman
Half time pie on his mind to be eaten
maybe a nice cheese n' onion
la la la, la la la la la..
la la la, la la la la lard.
I predict a diet
(put him on a diet)
I predict a diet
(put him on a diet)
Ohhhhh
Runs in at half time for snacks he
Ordered from greggs- sent by taxi
Ignored half time talk by Mark Hughes-he
stuffed a pie in his gob - giant balti-he
wobbled around with his kit on -
to the scales - just put an extra 6lb on
He asked for some chips - they're still frozen
not very sensible
la ar argh, la la la la la..
la ar argh, la la la la lard.
(chorus)
I predict a diet
(put him on a diet)
I predict a diet
put him on a diet.....
And if there's any fatty treats left in here
Full time - he'll be back to be 1st in there.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
la la la, - la la la la la la.
la la la,- la la la la la lard..
put him on a diet...
Richard Dunne used to take a lot of flack on there back it the day, comments like "he's too fat, too slow" etc, so I penned a couple of ditties ....
A little ditty to...Amarillo Tony christie/peter kay
here goes......... Dunne a *Willo
sala la la la la Salad
sala la la la la la Salad
sala la la la la la la Salad
There's a diet warning.
His shirt's the size of a caravan awning
Big cow pies he'll be there
Napkin on with a Desperate Dan stare
In defence at city, is where our Dunny's at
Runs like Mr Blobby
The speed of Postman Pat
[chorus]
Did Dunny monster eat young Willo?
Looks as if he's half eaten *Castillo
Dunny's tough as an Armadillo
and no ones safe at Man City
sala la la la la - Salad
sala la la la la la - Salad
sala la la la la la - Salad
Singin' songs in Mary D's
Your ears will be ringing
Deafened in there by the City boys singing.
for the sweet Mary D' er,
the main pub that us blues have a beer
just beyond Alan Touring way,
there on Grey Mare lane
Its where us blues drink in, when there's a City game
Did Dunny monster eat young Willo?
Looks as if he's half eaten castillo
Dunny's tough as an armadillo
and no ones safe at man city
Singin' songs in Mary D's
sala la........................................salad
Dunney monster of City ...
Willo Flood( ex academy)
Nery Castillo(Mexican flop basically)
...............................................................
A little ditty to.. I predict a riot/kaiser chiefs
Ohhhhh,
Watching big Dunney's quite scary
It's not very pretty I tell thee
The size of a cow in a diary
He's not very dependable either
Another own goal with Hart beaten
He looked the wrong way to the linesman
Half time pie on his mind to be eaten
maybe a nice cheese n' onion
la la la, la la la la la..
la la la, la la la la lard.
I predict a diet
(put him on a diet)
I predict a diet
(put him on a diet)
Ohhhhh
Runs in at half time for snacks he
Ordered from greggs- sent by taxi
Ignored half time talk by Mark Hughes-he
stuffed a pie in his gob - giant balti-he
wobbled around with his kit on -
to the scales - just put an extra 6lb on
He asked for some chips - they're still frozen
not very sensible
la ar argh, la la la la la..
la ar argh, la la la la lard.
(chorus)
I predict a diet
(put him on a diet)
I predict a diet
put him on a diet.....
And if there's any fatty treats left in here
Full time - he'll be back to be 1st in there.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
la la la, - la la la la la la.
la la la,- la la la la la lard..
put him on a diet...
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ali benarbia's studs
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Where I come from Dittys are in pairs. The only time that I ve seen a lonesome ditty is when pearce morgans somehow slid onto the telly somewhere.
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BlueMoonRisin’
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Wrote just before Ronaldo's move from the scum.
A little ditty to... I want to break free/Queen.
He wants to break free
He wants to break free
Ron wants to break free and sever his ties
Saf's got rage in his eyes, Ron don't need man u
Ron wants to break free
Ron knows, ron knows he's pissed off fergie
Ronaldo's in love
Rons fallen in love for the sunshine
And this time Madrid, its for Real
He's fallen in love,
Ron dived, Ron winked and fooled rooney
It's strange but it's true
Fergie said he'll rot in't stand at man u
He leaves the smell of man ure
For madrid's Bernabéu.
Oh now he wants to be free, baby
Oh now he's p!ssed off fergie
And now, blues think its very funny,
But Saf still moans on.
Saf can't get used to, living without, living without,
Living without Ronaldo, in his side.
Saf spat his gum out, all alone,
God knows, fergies face is made of stone
So man ure can't you see
God knows, god knows, god knows
Blues think its fuckin' funny
A little ditty to... I want to break free/Queen.
He wants to break free
He wants to break free
Ron wants to break free and sever his ties
Saf's got rage in his eyes, Ron don't need man u
Ron wants to break free
Ron knows, ron knows he's pissed off fergie
Ronaldo's in love
Rons fallen in love for the sunshine
And this time Madrid, its for Real
He's fallen in love,
Ron dived, Ron winked and fooled rooney
It's strange but it's true
Fergie said he'll rot in't stand at man u
He leaves the smell of man ure
For madrid's Bernabéu.
Oh now he wants to be free, baby
Oh now he's p!ssed off fergie
And now, blues think its very funny,
But Saf still moans on.
Saf can't get used to, living without, living without,
Living without Ronaldo, in his side.
Saf spat his gum out, all alone,
God knows, fergies face is made of stone
So man ure can't you see
God knows, god knows, god knows
Blues think its fuckin' funny