A plea to the ladies

[kaz7]

These men don't understand the finer points of conversation girlbob

 

[Magicpole]

I never talk about work and when I’ve had a bird and they ask me about my day at work and I say “yeah it was work, work’s work innit? I’m at home now” they think you’re being funny with them or in a mood with them. When I’m not, I just never talk about work outside of work. I’ve got mates who I’ve known for 25 years and I don’t know what they do for a living. Anyone starts talking about work on a night out with the lads and someone will pipe up with “what you talking about work for you boring ****?”

And if women don’t think you’re being funny or in a mood they decide that they’ll tell me all about their day at work. My lips stay firmly shut and I completely glaze over or just try and change the subject.

I have never and will never give a shit about anyone’s day in work. It’s as bad as hearing about someone’s dream. Neither of them have anything to do with real life and are both things I don’t miss now I’m single!

I did enough to cope with my own day at work never mind listen to stuff about cunts I never knew and would hate if I did.

 

[hilts]

I never talk about work and when I’ve had a bird and they ask me about my day at work and I say “yeah it was work, work’s work innit? I’m at home now” they think you’re being funny with them or in a mood with them. When I’m not, I just never talk about work outside of work. I’ve got mates who I’ve known for 25 years and I don’t know what they do for a living. Anyone starts talking about work on a night out with the lads and someone will pipe up with “what you talking about work for you boring ****?”

And if women don’t think you’re being funny or in a mood they decide that they’ll tell me all about their day at work. My lips stay firmly shut and I completely glaze over or just try and change the subject.

I have never and will never give a shit about anyone’s day in work. It’s as bad as bearding about someone’s dream. Neither of them have anything to do with real life and are both things I don’t miss now I’m single!

Wife to me " how was work"

"Okay"

Feel I should ask the same

"How was your day?"

" well I left at 8am and traffic on the a6 was like a car park(You don't say) and Jenny from HR said ......"

" did you masturbate in the toilets or give the boys from accounts a good time on your desk"

" no don't be daft"

"Just once you could pretend anyhow pointless is on"

 

[Tuearts right boot]

My condolences mate. Thankfully both my sisters have a man now and one sister even gave us a nephew.

I trust you gave it straight back.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Can all the ladies please please start calling their friends and family more often for a general chit chat, because I am sure I speak for others when I say "we don't want to hear about most of the stuff you are talking about", and I am positive you must be getting a little bit annoyed with us randomly getting up out of our chairs and walking out of the room when you are waffling on.
I thank you all in advance for taking notice.

Best of luck.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Mine has just sat in silence for 40 minutes scanning the Netflix menu and having found something to watch has begun talking nonstop since the opening credits started.

 

[Nellies left peg]

I know tha

Mine has just sat in silence for 40 minutes scanning the Netflix menu and having found something to watch has begun talking nonstop since the opening credits started.

I know that feeling. Who's he? Who's she? Where's he going? Ffs

 

[bavarian blue]

I have always been single.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Mines just gone to bed with a book....Cue Mike Brewer, Ed China and a box of tissues. TR6 tonight.

 

[Phil1]

Turns out my mrs is called Natalie. At least something good has come out of this lockdown.
Another week or so and I might even get her surname.