A plea to the ladies

[kippax4ever]

I never talk about work and when I’ve had a bird and they ask me about my day at work and I say “yeah it was work, work’s work innit? I’m at home now” they think you’re being funny with them or in a mood with them. When I’m not, I just never talk about work outside of work. I’ve got mates who I’ve known for 25 years and I don’t know what they do for a living. Anyone starts talking about work on a night out with the lads and someone will pipe up with “what you talking about work for you boring ****?”

And if women don’t think you’re being funny or in a mood they decide that they’ll tell me all about their day at work. My lips stay firmly shut and I completely glaze over or just try and change the subject.

I have never and will never give a shit about anyone’s day in work. It’s as bad as hearing about someone’s dream. Neither of them have anything to do with real life and are both things I don’t miss now I’m single!

No wonder the samaritans let you go..

 

[Newman Noggs]

I don't mind the girlfriend speaking to her mates by zoom, Whatsapp, Facepalm or any of the myriad other methods of enabling them to talk at each other, but I really wish she'd speak quietly.

As for the remote, I've put her completely in charge otherwise I'd get a stream of instructions throughout the programme, "can you turn it up", "can you turn it down", "can you see how long is left, I have to take the dog out".

 

[flook]

I don't mind the girlfriend speaking to her mates by zoom, Whatsapp, Facepalm or any of the myriad other methods of enabling them to talk at each other, but I really wish she'd speak quietly.

As for the remote, I've put her completely in charge otherwise I'd get a stream of instructions throughout the programme, "can you turn it up", "can you turn it down", "can you see how long is left, I have to take the dog out".

All this and more, mine has the habit of pausing something 2 minutes before the end then buggering off to do something that can't wait those 2 minutes (like clear the dishes, wash a pot, straighten the picture on the bedroom wall, all vital stuff) before returning 20 minutes later to watch the end

 

[west didsblue]

Don’t have too much of a problem. We sit in different rooms.
Gets on my wick when she keeps phoning me to talk a load of bollocks though.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Can all the ladies please please start calling their friends and family more often for a general chit chat, because I am sure I speak for others when I say "we don't want to hear about most of the stuff you are talking about", and I am positive you must be getting a little bit annoyed with us randomly getting up out of our chairs and walking out of the room when you are waffling on.
I thank you all in advance for taking notice.

It's like you have been reading my thoughts......... :-)

 

[KS55]

Surprisingly, women are allowed their own bank account. :)

When that happened, it was the beginning of the end. They'll be wanting their own orgasms now.

 

[kaz7]

When that happened, it was the beginning of the end. They'll be wanting their own orgasms now.

We always fake them