A song for the press

[I'm Blue]

Keep printing your lies
Keep printing your lies
The only thing city fans care about
They put raisins in our balti pies.


I'll get my coat.

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Classic!!

 

[bluetonium]

Nice one :) How about

Jingle Bells, Bulls**t sells
Best make up some more lies
So wipe your arse with the rags (see what I did there?)
They're just jealous of our pies

 

[Damocles]

Nice one :) How about

Jingle Bells, Bulls**t sells
Best make up some more lies
So wipe your arse with the rags (see what I did there?)
They're just jealous of our pies

That's a winner, right there.

 

[bluetonium]

He he, that's quite got me in the festive mood actually

Fergie the baconfaced w*nker
Had an alcoholics nose
Couldn't stop him drinking
Even when our Blue Moon rose

Ah, Boxing Day is gonna be good!

 

[sheikmedick]

would,nt it be brilliant if the media centre at next years world cup was overrun by a troupe of homosexual giant baboons with aids,who proceed to bum all the journalist,s like fucking pistons .

 

[colinbellsboots]

here an idea STOP BUYING THE FUCKIN PAPPERS AND STOP BELIEVING ANYTHING ANYONE EVER TELLS YOU ffs WE ARE DOOOOOMED NOT.

 

[BlueMooney]

would,nt it be brilliant if the media centre at next years world cup was overrun by a troupe of homosexual giant baboons with aids,who proceed to bum all the journalist,s like fucking pistons .

Honestly?

No.

 

[Adebayor's Hat]

would,nt it be brilliant if the media centre at next years world cup was overrun by a troupe of homosexual giant baboons with aids,who proceed to bum all the journalist,s like fucking pistons .

Honestly?

No.

LMAO.

 

[ElanJo]

would,nt it be brilliant if the media centre at next years world cup was overrun by a troupe of homosexual giant baboons with aids,who proceed to bum all the journalist,s like fucking pistons .

You've already put this plan into motion, haven't you?