A stint in Darwin, OZ

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  1. Brightwells left peg

    Brightwells left peg

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    Yeah, I was thinking the man made lagoons. With box jellyfish, sharks, crocs, stonefish and blue ring octopus in the vicinity I'll be giving the sea a wide berth I think.

    I got to do Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Perth last time, so when I get chance will try to head to the Far East I think.
     
  2. nimrod

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  3. Barcon

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    I think he just called you a nonce mate.
    WTF?
     
  4. Machiavelli

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    That's the way I read it as well???
     
  5. Me too?
     
  6. The Pink Panther

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    Friends of ours emmigrated
    They hadn't been in Oz long and were in rented accommodation. Sarah was hanging out the washing in what was an overgrown garden and felt a sting on her leg
    It ballooned right up so she went to hospital for treatment
    When the doc found out how it had happened he said "first rule of Australia, stay out of the long grass"
     
  7. Machiavelli

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    What you're a nonce, or you read it the same? ;)
     
  8. idahoblues

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    Me three
     
  9. A little from column A...
     
  10. snorky

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    I like Australians, I also enjoy touching myself in front of orphans. :)
     

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