more like ginas lollies forth road brigida, if you watched still gameI'm surprised Kaz, I had you in the Gina Lollobridiga category.
You missed outShe's that ugly, when she was a baby, her mum had to feed her with a catapult! Her mum took her to see Frankenstein when she was 8, she was signing autographs in the interval. Fat fucker kick starts jumbo jets for an hobby.
There's a few more too ;-)You missed out
When she was a baby, the midwife slapped the mother
Had shutters on her pram
Had to put lamb chops round her, so the dog would play with her
She was a model baby.... for Airfix
I think the trollop enjoyed her foodhas it mention whether or not she enjoyed her holiday
I bet she's got Live Laugh Love stencilled on her cunny.