A warning to drug smugglers - It destroys your looks.

The fat whale should also be charged with applying that filter to catfish people.
 
She's that ugly, when she was a baby, her mum had to feed her with a catapult! Her mum took her to see Frankenstein when she was 8, she was signing autographs in the interval. Fat fucker kick starts jumbo jets for an hobby.
 
She's that ugly, when she was a baby, her mum had to feed her with a catapult! Her mum took her to see Frankenstein when she was 8, she was signing autographs in the interval. Fat fucker kick starts jumbo jets for an hobby.
You missed out

When she was a baby, the midwife slapped the mother
Had shutters on her pram
Had to put lamb chops round her, so the dog would play with her
She was a model baby.... for Airfix
 

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