Absolute Dog Sh*t Start to the Day.

[Timmmmahhhh]

So my alarm goes off at 5.30, then it starts:

- I forgot I was going away for the evening and hadn't packed a bag, clothes etc, in a rush straight away.
- as I was making my way to the bus stop I realised I had no cash on me, so went cash machine, out of order.
- due to the above I missed my bus.
- went home to get some cash, then set off in attempt to get another bus, 30 minutes walk.
- in order to cut the walk down to 20 minutes I took a "short cut" through some fields.
- didn't taken into the amount of dew on the long grass, slipped, slid about 3 foot down a hill on my arse.
- shit loads of wet grass/pollen on my jeans and trainers.
- whilst sliding dragged my hand through some nettles.
- grass stains on the arse of my jeans and my elbows.
- got to work at 7.29, a full minute to spare, had planned on getting in early to catch up on some work.
- spent 30 minutes working on a spreadsheet, happy with myself for finally completing it, closed it, didn't save it.

I'm in a fantastic mood.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Apart from all that though. You're alright?

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Apart from all that though. You're alright?

No.

Ginger.

 

[Pigeonho]

What would be funny is if you went to have a wank to relieve the stress, but you either get caught or your cock doesn't work.

 

[Never Mind The Pollocks]

So what you're basically telling us is that you're a dozy twat?

 

[CTID1988]

You're still alive though, and the weathers great. You'll forget the shitty day soon enough. Have a good weekend!

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

What would be funny is if you went to have a wank to relieve the stress, but you either get caught or your cock doesn't work.

Or there was no bog roll to wipe up the mess an he ended up with jism stains on his trousers.

Apart from all that though. You're alright?

No.

Ginger.

Dye it?<br /><br />-- Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:28 pm --<br /><br />

So what you're basically telling us is that you're a dozy twat?

I fuckin love this forum at times

 

[Grolsch30]

when shit like this happens to me especially a chain of events like the op i sometimes wonder if its meant to happen in a way to hold me up so i don't get into a serious accident or event. Well i try and be positive about it.

 

[The Flash]

when shit like this happens to me especially a chain of events like the op i sometimes wonder if its meant to happen in a way to hold me up so i don't get into a serious accident or event. Well i try and be positive about it.

Nah. It's happened to the OP because he's a dozy fuck. Haha!

 

[Happy Feet]

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