Advert slogans

[Dogtanian]

Anyone come out with shit from adverts when they see a product, the missus has bought some peanut butter and I just pointed to it and said sun pat fun pat my son pat and walked off...wtf

 

[Cellarite]

More of an incident than an anecdote.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Anyone come out with shit from adverts when they see a product, the missus has bought some peanut butter and I just pointed to it and said sun pat fun pat my son pat and walked off...wtf

Why did you walk off and are you 'wtf-ing' yourself there?

 

[DrBlueBob]

I was in Waitrose (Yes, I know) not so long ago and a young woman was staring intently at a bottle of R Whites lemonade. It ended up with me and my lovely wife singing the theme tune for her.

I think it's called creepy nostalgia, at least I wasn't alone.

 

[urban genie]

sure everyone has sang secret lemonade drinker at some point in life

 

[Zubrman]

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.

Operation Yewtree slogan.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Anyone who says “simples” in daily life needs punching repeatedly in the throat.

The hallmark of the brainless fuckwit.

 

[ancoats]

 

[Marklr]

Is your son called Pat?

I liked the walking off bit.