Adverts that drive you mad

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

That bloody holiday advert with the horrible fat family. The big little kid the way he licks his ice cream etc. Kin hate this advert

Puts me off booking a lounge incase I bump into them or similar!

 

[chesterbells]

The vast range advertising cremations and funerals as if it's some happy fun thing to book. While I realise everyone needs them we don't need them ramming down our throats every five minutes.
All those adds for donkey sanctuaries, water in Africa, everything to pull at people's heartstrings. There are so many people become immune to them.
On a lighter note that fucking super noodles one which shouts one word really loudly and drags it out. There is a new one for chewing gum or something that screams loudly too.
The we buy any car one. Annoying as fuck.

My sister records most programmes and fast forwards through the adverts. Another great tip if you're watching TV live is to hit the mute button on the remote control unit the program resumes.

I sometimes do that during the match too.

 

[paulchapo]

I sometimes do that during the match too.

Especially if fucking Hinchcliffe is co commentating.

 

[chesterbells]

Especially if fucking Hinchcliffe is co commentating.

Be thankful he doesn’t do any ads (or does he?!)

 

[stan bowles]

The Irish woman doing the Fairy washing detergent ads and how it's so good for your baby's skin. Who is she ? She talks like she's known in every household in the land and is instantly recognisable. Nauseating and shown what seems like every 5 minutes.

 

[andthesunshineband]

The guy from the sun life ad. Some old dear talks to him about life insurance and he pops up with the sun life number on his mobile.

My issue is this. Why does he have his life insurance providers number on his phone? Is it so he can call them and put a claim in when he’s dead?

It's Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune dad

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The Vax ad.......got a pure white carpet and child and a hairy Golden retrieve, Ooooohhhh let's buy a Vax to clean up the shit, no one will ever know !!!!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Revitive....Suddenly Eammon Holmes is doing the 100 mtrs hurdle in 11 seconds and Beefy Botham's got a harem of women to sort out.

 

[Sk@mcfc]

Fucking hate this one

 

[give it to gordon]

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Fucking hate this one

This, this fucking family. Everything that is wrong with the English abroad. I fuck hate this with a passion. If my lads were fighting that fat kid I'll turn a blind eye, as I slap the dad. Fucking arrogant little twaty family bet their from dipperpool !!

 

[laserblue]

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Fucking hate this one

Anyone who wears an inflatable neck support whenever they're near a plane is an annoying twat too. Even more so that greedy fat kid.

 

[blumoonrisen]

Them women's nappies that they always show at tea time, makes me fuckin gag.
There's one sat on some poor blokes shoulders at a gig, he'll be left with a neck stinking of piss.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

If I was suffering from a floppy knob, baldness and excess lard ( dont we all....) the last place I'd go to is Numan, the one with the randy action man and his horny wife.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I still have no idea who the two bints are screeching their way through the “did somebody say just eat” ad.

 

[staffsblue]

The Auto trader ad with the kids eating breakfast cereal in the back of the car.
First of all, why can't the lazy little shits walk to school? And why are the parents so disorganised that they can't get them up early enough to eat breakfast at the dining table?

 

[JakobC47]

Yet another ad with dancing, this time from Aldi. That bearded fat fuck in the car park who thinks he's a rhythmic gymnast.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

That woman eating that Pot Noodle, she would be wearing the fuc#ing pot not eating it if I was nearby!

 

[HaalandEffect]

Does not have tv channels anymore not in a long time, subcribe to those give what i want to watch. Too expensive to waste money on that, i cant remember annoying adverts

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

The Auto trader ad with the kids eating breakfast cereal in the back of the car.
First of all, why can't the lazy little shits walk to school? And why are the parents so disorganised that they can't get them up early enough to eat breakfast at the dining table?

And where have they found a road with no potholes in it ?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Deodorant one from Tescos. Woman on a train hanging on a strap with commuters sniffing her pits. I was eating my breakfast ffs Tescos. Who do I sue..