Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[west didsblue]

And hasn't submitted his WhatsApps as ordered.

Is that making headlines, or are they still dominated by a Tory newspaper maintaining that the people it's paid for a story are sticking by their story?

I’m guessing he’ll “accidentally” drop it down the toilet or run over it in his car.

 

[threespires]

I’m guessing he’ll “accidentally” drop it down the toilet or run over it in his car.

He'll go 'full Vardy' and accidently lob it into the North Sea

 

[Eccles Blue]

So is that 9 or 10 children the slimy, ugly, slithering turd has got now?

 

[bluethrunthru]

So is that 9 or 10 children the slimy, ugly, slithering turd has got now?

by how many women? I'll exclude the abortion he made Petronella Wyatt go though.

All those kids whilst sponging money off the state and off anyone he thought could give him cash.

If he wore jogging bottoms was called Wayne and lived in say Sheffield he would be Tory Party enemy number one

 

[bluethrunthru]

Oh turns out the sprog was born 8 days ago so his birth being released at the same time on the same day that he should have been handing his phone in to the investigation means it was simply a distraction

 

[domalino]

 

[bluethrunthru]

Thinks everyone else is a pleb and only those that get his "joke " is a dunce

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

It boggles the mind that this whopper was ever PM of this country. We have had some shite over the years but he's next level.

 

[bluethrunthru]

It boggles the mind that this whopper was ever PM of this country. We have had some shite over the years but he's next level.

He is to politics what may alcoholic late uncle was to sobriety

 

[Vic]

Thinks everyone else is a pleb and only those that get his "joke " is a dunce

F.A.O. Johnson?

If it's like his others the kid won't get much attention.

 

[threespires]

Oh turns out the sprog was born 8 days ago so his birth being released at the same time on the same day that he should have been handing his phone in to the investigation means it was simply a distraction

At least Selwyn Gummer let his kids grow out of nappies before he started using them for political cover !

 

[laserblue]

by how many women? I'll exclude the abortion he made Petronella Wyatt go though.

All those kids whilst sponging money off the state and off anyone he thought could give him cash.

If he wore jogging bottoms was called Wayne and lived in say Sheffield he would be Tory Party enemy number one

Did his 19 year old Canadian hairdresser he fucked off back to Canada when he found out she was pregnant go through with the birth? If so, that's another one to add to the list.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Did his 19 year old Canadian hairdresser he fucked off back to Canada when he found out she was pregnant go through with the birth? If so, that's another one to add to the list.

If she did his hair then I doubt she will get much work as a hairdresser.

 

[laserblue]

If she did his hair then I doubt she will get much work as a hairdresser.

I didn't say she was a GOOD hairdresser :D

Johnson wouldn't have been bothered as long as she had nice tits and was prepared to do a turn for him.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

So is that 9 or 10 children the slimy, ugly, slithering turd has got now?

He admits to 8 by 3 women, 2 of whom he was married to.

Rumours of a 9th come from interpretation of a judge's words but it's not certain that they do.

 

[Blue Maverick]

He must have a massive cock because looks wise he’s no oil painting and he’s a prick to boot.

 

[TinFoilHat]

He must have a massive cock because looks wise he’s no oil painting and he’s a prick to boot.

Or they were conceived chancellor style. And I wouldn't put it past him to add that to his **** list.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

That’s a great name to be fair.

 

[bluethrunthru]

This WhatsApp message thingy - don't the same principles apply as do Stop and Search and ID Cards - "only people with something to hide refuse to answer questions" ?

 

[Kirkstall Blue]

If he doesn’t hand over his phone, that’s it ?