Everyone is available for the right price. Whether we'd be willing to spend enough to get the very best is probably, unfortunately and very disappointingly, unlikely it seems. I'd love to see us to go for Salah, Kane, Neymar, Mbappe or Hazard.
However, we could go for Bale, or Lewandowski. Or maybe Diego Costa fancies a return to the Premier League. Even more controversially, what about a cheeky bid for Rashford?
Bale is world class, its just not a shame he's better at sitting on an medical table and stealing a living than he ever will be at football. I would rather fuck a bag of nails than see Neymar in a city shirt, he's an absolute reprobate. Hazard is just a whingey little shit with a nice booty, wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole at the prices chelski would demand. Lewandowski and Kane are incredible sure but they don't play across the front 3 so doesn't help our squad at all and would surely mean the end of Aguero.
So that only leaves Mbappe and Salah. Not a chance Mbappe happens, UEFA would really have to bend PSG over a barrel and they're far too corrupt for that no matter how hard they blow. Some briefcases will change hands, PSG will sell some dead wood and that'll be that. As for Salah FSG would pull our pants down for 200 million easily I reckon and no player is worth that. Especially not one who's had only one outstanding season and is almost 26.