Alternative uses for pitchside monitors

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Making bets on whether VAR gives a penalty or not

Or banking the cheque for not refering a blatant pen to VARce!

 

[RayCTID]

Porn hub. Showing re-runs of their trip to Indonesia. 1001 of their greatest of sendings off (and any other dodgy decisions. Excluding teams that play in red )

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Maybe the officials just gather round the monitor watching porn for tips on shafting the arse of us.

Porntube v Vartube. Either way, there's a lot of shafting going on. It's just that watching VAR football has now become more shocking than watching porn!: |

 

[Blue Mist]

I think it should have photos of all the snidey media shit on the screen, that way we can ID who is in the press box and explain to them that they are not very nice people.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Porn hub. Showing re-runs of their trip to Indonesia. 1001 of their greatest of sending off (and any other dodgy decisions)

Haha. You just beat me to it mentioning porn ; )

 

[RayCTID]

Haha. You just beat me to it mentioning porn ; )

I forgot to mention a Personal motivational message from Mike Riley.

 

[Pontypool Blue]

On a recurring loop, show all of the Dodgy decisions from LiVarpools games this year in case the ref has a weak moment and wants to make the correct decision.

 

[BuryBlue1977]

If Bobby Madley was still refereeing then he would have a rerun of Crufts on the screen

 

[blueinsa]

Mirror where players and officials can make sure they are looking their best at all times.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Referee suppositories.