Americans.........

If you go to America, you'll find most Americans are proper ace. Nowt they won't do for you. Strange vocabulary though.
Yes they are, and yes it certainly is.
Anyway, 'Way to go!' What the actual fuck is this? This way, that way, which fucking way? And why have I
got to go any fuckingwhere?
 
'I've got your back!'
Got my back what? My back catalogue of Fiesta magazines?
'Triggered.' Usually screeched by fat feminists who can't get a bloke, who then blames them for commenting
on how nice Beyonce's arse is.
 
Not to derail the fun, but having been born and started my career in England and then moved here in the 90's... I love it. Austin especially. It's a great place to raise a family and launch a business. 'Murica!
 
Not to derail the fun, but having been born and started my career in England and then moved here in the 90's... I love it. Austin especially. It's a great place to raise a family and launch a business. 'Murica!

We are all just jealous mate. Its freezing, grey, miserable and shit here. Nothing id love more to be having a a massive texan tbone for tea, fish and chips instead
 
Not to derail the fun, but having been born and started my career in England and then moved here in the 90's... I love it. Austin especially. It's a great place to raise a family and launch a business. 'Murica!
Been there loads of times mate, including Texas, (Houston, San Antonio), people in your state,
are, for me, amongst the most polite and well mannered on earth.
 
My hates here relative to other countries I've lived in .. singing the national anthem before everything. Even junior sports. Calling everything a world championship even when only American teams play. Crap bread. Crap cheese. Crap tv commercials. Needing a car to do most everything. The heat in summer. But the list of likes, including the people, far outweighs it all.
 
whats with the problems they have when it comes to pronouncing places. They can reasonably manage Iran but get all confused when it comes to Iraq, and any place ending in borough, its all Scarborrow, Middlesborrow, Loughborrow ???
 
I remember people in Michigan when i was there talking about the tennis and the Wimbleton championships. Every fucker said it, regardless of how many times i told them it was Wimbledon.
 
My hates here relative to other countries I've lived in .. singing the national anthem before everything. Even junior sports. Calling everything a world championship even when only American teams play. Crap bread. Crap cheese. Crap tv commercials. Needing a car to do most everything. The heat in summer. But the list of likes, including the people, far outweighs it all.
Cheese is absolutely dire in the States, I just give up bothering with it, same with bread, agree with TV too,
utter crap. When I went to Houston, a nip to the local shops involved a car, and the car park was the size of Cheshire.
 

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