Andy Carroll?

matt_matt said:
Goals = Same

????

Dzeko had one of the very best goals/min in the Prem last year. Andy Carroll came nowhere in the top 20 according to that list.

Apart from Munich, Dzeko has been more or less a model pro. Carroll is a pisshead who constantly whinges at the ref; if by some miracle he scores a goal everyone bangs on about him "turning the corner".

I'm sorry, but I really don't understand the Dzeko bashing on Bluemoon. People act as if he's the Savic of our strikeforce (even though I think Savic gets a raw deal on here too).

model pro??? I take it you never went to the Community Shield or Anfield?
 
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Robbo. said:
Goals = Same

I see what you've done here, other people seem to have missed it, so allow me to explain!

Andy Carroll PL goals last season: 4
Edin Dzeko PL goals last season: 14

A difference of 10.

David Silva PL assists last season: 18
Stewart Downing PL assists last season: 0

A difference of 18.

If you have a few brandy's and squint a bit, 18 can look the same as 10.

So in summary, what you're actually saying is we should replace David Silva with Stewart Downing right? Do I win a prize?
 
No way would i want him near our club, another thug waiting to implode and not good enough to take us where we want to go, when dippers paid £35 million i think everyone was gobsmacked. What i will say though that in the pub sunday, loads were dreading him coming on
 
Astuteboy said:
Robbo. said:
Goals = Same

I see what you've done here, other people seem to have missed it, so allow me to explain!

Andy Carroll PL goals last season: 4
Edin Dzeko PL goals last season: 14

A difference of 10.

David Silva PL assists last season: 18
Stewart Downing PL assists last season: 0

A difference of 18.

If you have a few brandy's and squint a bit, 18 can look the same as 10.

So in summary, what you're actually saying is we should replace David Silva with Stewart Downing right? Do I win a prize?


Newcastle United - 2010-11 Played to his strengths 19app 11 Goals
Dzeko - 2010 - 11 ====15app 2 goals

stats mean fuck all...<br /><br />-- Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:46 am --<br /><br />
the goats backside said:
No way would i want him near our club, another thug waiting to implode and not good enough to take us where we want to go, when dippers paid £35 million i think everyone was gobsmacked. What i will say though that in the pub sunday, loads were dreading him coming on


Because he could change the game, When Dzeko comes on all city fans around me go wtf is he coming on for
 
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Because he could change the game, When Dzeko comes on all city fans around me go wtf is he coming on for[/quote]


To win us the league.....
 
Robbo, stop digging mate!

Sometimes you have to just hold your hands up and say "OK, I am a fuckwit" - I should know, I have to do it all the time.

Carol > Dzeko. ROTFLOL.<br /><br />-- Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:31 am --<br /><br />
Stoned Rose said:
OP getting severely rinsed but he does have a valid question.

Don't get drawn in SR. It was a cretinous suggestion.
 
Robbo. said:
Is he better than Dzeko? hmmmm

Holding the ball up = YES
Heading the ball = YES
Strength = Yes
Skill = NO
Goals = Same

If we got rid of Dzeko, would he be a good replacement for the right money?

Liverpool wanna get rid, I say £12M



* Cant see another thread, so if there is please merge.

Sometimes its enough to say nowt...................

THREAD POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Robbo. said:


Because he could change the game, When Dzeko comes on all city fans around me go wtf is he coming on for


To win us the league.....[/quote]


What a daft answer.[/quote]
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