Animal traits

[Oohvonkyvonky]

After taking the dog for a walk and seeing it sniffing the arse of other dogs.

My train of thought was, I wonder what it would be like if I could just go around sniffing womens arses all day?

The fit one in the office bends over the copier..I run over shove my nose up her crease for a few seconds. Acceptable? Nice shop assistant, just nip around the counter have a sniff?

Any other animal traits that would fit seemlessly into human life? Discuss.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

This thread stinks..:)

 

[DelToro]

I have urinated against trees but have yet to crap on the neighbours lawn.

I'm working up to it.

 

[BlueRob01]

After taking the dog for a walk and seeing it sniffing the arse of other dogs.

My train of thought was, I wonder what it would be like if I could just go around sniffing womens arses all day?

The fit one in the office bends over the copier..I run over shove my nose up her crease for a few seconds. Acceptable? Nice shop assistant, just nip around the counter have a sniff?

Any other animal traits that would fit seemlessly into human life? Discuss.

You need more help than I ever imagined....
You coming Sunday? You're at the front Mr H, sniffing MIB balloon knots..

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I have urinated against trees but have yet to crap on the neighbours lawn.

I'm working up to it.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Licking one's own balls would be nice, strictly for cleanliness.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Licking one's own balls would be nice, strictly for cleanliness.

It would'nt be any fun though unless you ran up and licked your neighbours face afterwards.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

This s just a man thing obviously :(

 

[sir baconface]

Picking stuff up with my long, wrinkled appendage.









Like an elephant.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Eating people, like a shark.