How on earth can you not deal with some football banter without coming on a forum to ask for ammunition? Jesus Christ, it's fucking Liverpool. We are miles ahead of them in terms of quality, their finances are fucked, they have a generation of aging glory hunters supporting them, they love to play the victim, they come from a shit city, they like to play the history card yet for three quarters of their existence won nothing, etc.
They're scousers, for fucks sake. You don't need any more than that.