Alright I know that the amount of songs on the terraces that originated on internet forums probably totals about zero, but I've got one in my head that I don't think is too bad and I ain't going round singing it in pubs or wherever trying to get it going so I thought I'd stick it on here in case some other daft twat actually does (don't worry yourselves I won't be holding my breath). So here goes nothing, to the tune of Shaun Wright Phillips is fucking brilliant:
David Silva's fucking brilliant
Came from spain for 20 million
Plays the game like he's brazilian
Silva's a magician
Yea I know the pedants amongst us will point out that Dave cost a bit more than £20 mill, but we're fucking loaded and we don't give a fuck about a few measly million quid do we? I'm well aware I'm gonna get slaughtered for this by the way, but I figured that at worst I'll make a dick of myself on here (nothing new there) and at best this might actually catch on.