Another Joke

stony

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One day Jesus Christ was wandering through Heaven when he came across an old man weeping.

Jesus went to the old man and said "Old man, why do you weep so ? This is Heaven, no one should be unhappy in my fathers kinkdom"

The old man replied 'I cannot find my son, I have searched and searched but I cannot find him'

Jesus - 'Describe him to me and I will help'

Old man - 'He has a hole in the palms of both hands'

Jesus - 'Go on'

Old man - ' And holes in the soles of both feet'

Jesus looked upon the old man and said 'Father?'

With a look of pure joy the old man looked at Jesus and shouted 'PINOCCHIO!!!!!!'
 

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