Another Royal Wedding and it’s only costing £2m. Rejoice

[halfmist]

Rather high proportion of female readers apparently.

Sexist

 

[robbieh]

He’s an utter bellend.

Years ago was sat next to the racing correspondent from the Telegraph at a boozy lunch. He told me that Andrew was the son of the queen's racing manager.

 

[TFC]

'Royalty'.

 

[halfmist]

Years ago was sat next to the racing correspondent from the Telegraph at a boozy lunch. He told me that Andrew was the son of the queen's racing manager.

That rumour has been around a very long time. It also explains why he still has a full head of hair

 

[Henkeman]

That rumour has been around a very long time. It also explains why he still has a full head of hair

Wouldn't really - baldness is passed down the female side predominantly.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Wouldn't really - baldness is passed down the female side predominantly.

The Queen's bald ??

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Fergie would still be alright for a night out I suspect....but Beatrice..... what drugs is she on with those eyes?

 

[asaluttar]

Sexist

Factist.

What do you think is the typical profile of people who read the 17 pages on a wedding in the mail or watch more than five minutes of the royal wedding on TV

 

[halfmist]

Factist.

What do you think is the typical profile of people who read the 17 pages on a wedding in the mail or watch more than five minutes of the royal wedding on TV

I was being tongue in cheek but your right, it wasn’t very funny anyway

 

[halfmist]

I

Wouldn't really - baldness is passed down the female side predominantly.

I will try again.Ah, so that’s why Andrew looks like the Queens Stable Manager who she was having an affair with in the 1960’s rather than Phil The Greek.