Anti GIT transfer policy

[bluesince76]

As the richest club in the world, with the pick of almost any player, I am proposing an anti GIT (and cheats) transfer policy, where only players that are great players and not tossers represent this club.

Never mind all this bollocks about needing bastards to give a 'will to win'.

Messi, Kaka, Henry, Xavi and loads of players in history have proved that this is cliched bollocks.

Yep, that Terry Henry's never cheated. What's that you say Paddy?

 

[JohnMaddocksAxe]

As the richest club in the world, with the pick of almost any player, I am proposing an anti GIT (and cheats) transfer policy, where only players that are great players and not tossers represent this club.

Never mind all this bollocks about needing bastards to give a 'will to win'.

Messi, Kaka, Henry, Xavi and loads of players in history have proved that this is cliched bollocks.

Yep, that Terry Henry's never cheated. What's that you say Paddy?

In fairness, he was yet to take up basketball when that was written.

I still think the bloke usually played the game in the right way though and was the sort of character that wouldn't cause huge problems in your squad. I wouldn't have him on a list of cunts with Terry and Bellamy.

 

[mammyjam]

As the richest club in the world, with the pick of almost any player, I am proposing an anti GIT (and cheats) transfer policy, where only players that are great players and not tossers represent this club.

Never mind all this bollocks about needing bastards to give a 'will to win'.

Messi, Kaka, Henry, Xavi and loads of players in history have proved that this is cliched bollocks.

Please ADUG build the first ever team that is not full of twats and can both win things and hve the moral high ground.

Therefore, no Terry, no Drogba, no Rooney, no Ronaldo, no Joe Cole, no Cashley, etc, etc.

There are players out there who are as good as, if not better than all the well known gits in their respective positions. If we can afford anyone we can afford a git free team.

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[Didsbury Dave]

Every great team contains at least one ****. Man united's great teams were full of them.

Our manager doesn't like other peoples cunts so he brought his own in. I'd say we need another, ideally one with long hair. The vast majority of football cunts Have long hair-our esteemed manager was one himself.

The crowd love a good studs up crowd baiting pantomime **** to cheer, then to boo when they come back in another shirt.

Football and city have become sterile enough . We should be embracing the dying art of cuntishness in football. I see no obvious heir to Robbie savage's king **** throne out there and it saddens me.

 

[JohnMaddocksAxe]

Savage was a pantomime ****, in my view.

Not a real one. He was in it to wind people up and often had a genuine smile on his face. I used to love him coming to City as he lapped it up.

He was actually a pretty good pro, for me.

In a totally different way to say, Diouf, another one who lapped it up but is a genuine ****.

I've had enough of bellends. Barca without Alves and Busquets (and replaced by a couple of decent players) would probably still wipe the floor with every other team and not really contain any arseholes. (I don't like Valdes personally though).

 

[Anonymous]

Savage was a pantomime ****, in my view.

Not a real one. He was in it to wind people up and often had a genuine smile on his face. I used to love him coming to City as he lapped it up.

He was actually a pretty good pro, for me.

In a totally different way to say, Diouf, another one who lapped it up but is a genuine ****.

I've had enough of bellends. Barca without Alves and Busquets (and replaced by a couple of decent players) would probably still wipe the floor with every other team and not really contain any arseholes. (I don't like Valdes personally though).

Just curious.

Is the whole bellend/dickhead/****/GIT confined to players on the payroll, or is anyone on the payroll fair game?

 

[carlosthejackal]

Narrows it down , be lucky to find a player who aint one.

 

[TonyM]

Never understood why people hated Savage. I thought he was a very good player and a real joker.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Never understood why people hated Savage. I thought he was a very good player and a real joker.

Long blow dried hair mate. All players adopting this look are cunts.

Except for Paul Walsh when he was playing for us.

 

[JohnMaddocksAxe]

If only this policy had been taken on board and we had signed a different world class striker instead of the nobhead that is Balotelli.

I've said it before and will say it again - we are (or were, perhaps the spending will be cut down somewhat now) in a position where we could target most players outside of the very top clubs. That gives a huge, huge amount of choice of brilliant players.

So why take a chance on nobheads like Balotelli, Bellamy, Adebayor, etc when they are known to be trouble causing wankers and, guess what, low and behold, they turn out to be trouble causing wankers.

It is totally uncalled for and setting yourself up for a fall. The club is/was in a unique position where they did not need to take these risks on such players. Yet they did and they all turned out to be wankers. You didn't need a crystal ball to predict that.

 

[kun]

But this policy would stop us signing: Suarez, Van Persie, Wilshere, Di Maria, Ronaldo, Mourinho, Pepe, Terry, Rooney (In fact any Rags), Sturridge, A. Cole etc.

 

[JohnMaddocksAxe]

Suarez - so what

Van Persie - not a complete nobhead in footballing matters, quite level heade for the most these days, club captain too

Wilshere - not a full blown nobhead with a reputation for it, does show signs though, hardly the foremost midfielder in world football

Di Maria - so what, plenty of quality wide options around

Ronaldo - no chance of getting him anyway but I don't care, don't like him

Mourinho - not sure I'd extend it to managers (yes, hypocritical), anyway happy with Mancini for now

Pepe - so what, why would we want him?

Terry - good, complete tosser and past it

Rooney - good, wouldn't want him anywhere near here

Sturridge - not a full blown tosser yet but, again, so what

A. Cole - good, arsehole and on the way down

 

[Dax777]

These kinds of proclamations are always rose tinted.

Adebayor didn't do much wrong, nor did Bellamy. Both the players and the coaches at both clubs he left after us were begging management to buy him. Bellamy begged to stay, but our coach forced him out. Neither of them were half the cunts Tevez and Balo were. And here is a kicker, neither of them are half the **** Yaya can be, if he doesn't get his way.

But these guys were loved here.

As for being cuntish. Kompany is quite up there as a pro. As solid as he is as a person, he is deeply arrogant on the field, albeit sly with it. Perhaps Yaya should learn from him. Bot of them despise refs and oppossing players. You might like that as a fan, but to other teams they are quite cuntish.

Balo dives, Johnson dives, Micah dives.
If you are talking about prim and proper professionals, we no blemishes or ****/git like attributes, we have very few

Barry, Milner, Lescott, Zaba, Clichy, Savic. That is it, Everyone else has something they do we would have considered cuntish, had they been United players.

 

[kun]

Suarez - so what

Van Persie - not a complete nobhead in footballing matters, quite level heade for the most these days, club captain too

Wilshere - not a full blown nobhead with a reputation for it, does show signs though, hardly the foremost midfielder in world football

Di Maria - so what, plenty of quality wide options around

Ronaldo - no chance of getting him anyway but I don't care, don't like him

Mourinho - not sure I'd extend it to managers (yes, hypocritical), anyway happy with Mancini for now

Pepe - so what, why would we want him?

Terry - good, complete tosser and past it

Rooney - good, wouldn't want him anywhere near here

Sturridge - not a full blown tosser yet but, again, so what

A. Cole - good, arsehole and on the way down

Neymar, Hulk, Busquets, Drogba, Gerrard etc...

 

[TCIB]

Suarez - so what

Van Persie - not a complete nobhead in footballing matters, quite level heade for the most these days, club captain too

Wilshere - not a full blown nobhead with a reputation for it, does show signs though, hardly the foremost midfielder in world football

Di Maria - so what, plenty of quality wide options around

Ronaldo - no chance of getting him anyway but I don't care, don't like him

Mourinho - not sure I'd extend it to managers (yes, hypocritical), anyway happy with Mancini for now

Pepe - so what, why would we want him?

Terry - good, complete tosser and past it

Rooney - good, wouldn't want him anywhere near here

Sturridge - not a full blown tosser yet but, again, so what

A. Cole - good, arsehole and on the way down

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