Anybody been caught watching porn ?

Been caught a couple of times!!

I explained it as "You should thank porn for keeping me off you!"!

She never kicked off again!

I took a short cut through a deserted car park once and stumbled across a woman sucking a man off behind the bins.

And how long were you watching for...?
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In the days of video my mate worked for a big engineering firm. They had a porn book. Quid a movie for the weekend. I got 2. After the pub had shut I found myself all alone at 1am so I stuck a film on, sat back on the sofa and promptly fell asleep.

I was woken by my Dad who took one look at my disheveled state, one hand on my flacid cock, trousers around ankles and said...

"Lucky your Mum didn't see you. Put it away son."
 
In the days of video my mate worked for a big engineering firm. They had a porn book. Quid a movie for the weekend. I got 2. After the pub had shut I found myself all alone at 1am so I stuck a film on, sat back on the sofa and promptly fell asleep.

I was woken by my Dad who took one look at my disheveled state, one hand on my flacid cock, trousers around ankles and said...

"Lucky your Mum didn't see you. Put it away son."

Brilliant.
 
Yes. Paid £2000 in bitcoin to avoid a gif of me knocking one out being sent to everyone in my address book.
 

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