Anybody been caught watching porn ?

[Bigga]

Been caught a couple of times!!

I explained it as "You should thank porn for keeping me off you!"!

She never kicked off again!

I took a short cut through a deserted car park once and stumbled across a woman sucking a man off behind the bins.

And how long were you watching for...?

 

[sir baconface]

I took a short cut through a deserted car park once and stumbled across a woman sucking a man off behind the bins.

An excellent story line for a Mills & Boon novel.

 

[Fourinarow]

My mate went to bed after a session in his kitchen and left his phone linked up to the speaker with his Bluetooth, so the rest of us left in the kitchen got to hear what he wacks off to.

 

[idahoblues]

Not yet but the door's open

 

[BimboBob]

In the days of video my mate worked for a big engineering firm. They had a porn book. Quid a movie for the weekend. I got 2. After the pub had shut I found myself all alone at 1am so I stuck a film on, sat back on the sofa and promptly fell asleep.

I was woken by my Dad who took one look at my disheveled state, one hand on my flacid cock, trousers around ankles and said...

"Lucky your Mum didn't see you. Put it away son."

 

[jimharri]

What's this "porn" you speak of? I've never heard of it.

 

[Blue Mist]

In the days of video my mate worked for a big engineering firm. They had a porn book. Quid a movie for the weekend. I got 2. After the pub had shut I found myself all alone at 1am so I stuck a film on, sat back on the sofa and promptly fell asleep.

I was woken by my Dad who took one look at my disheveled state, one hand on my flacid cock, trousers around ankles and said...

"Lucky your Mum didn't see you. Put it away son."

Brilliant.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

An excellent story line for a Mills & Boon novel.

Ahem, milf and boom is more apt.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Yes. Paid £2000 in bitcoin to avoid a gif of me knocking one out being sent to everyone in my address book.

 

[80s Shorts]

I took a short cut through a deserted car park once and stumbled across a woman sucking a man off behind the bins.

Did she break your fall ?