Anyone prefer being alone?

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  1. DRINKLEVEDRY

    DRINKLEVEDRY

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    You asked WHICH FAMOUS PERSON she looked like and yes I LOVE my wife and she's a proper red.
     
  2. normskih

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    No, it's bleedin' awful:(
     
  3. worsleyweb

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    My wife is away in Spain for a week. I did the school run this morning and currently sat having a pint on my own. Absolute bliss.

    Blow up dolls are the answer I have concluded to over my pint.
     
  4. Barcon

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    The first time I met my (future) brother in law was on christmas day. he gave me an inflatable sheep (a, "Love ewe"). Far cheaper than a blow up doll and don't stare at you.
     
  5. worsleyweb

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    Yes I will fail in love with a plastic sheep. No shame in that. It’s the future. If anyone has a pop I will just say a plastic sheep has never taken a house off anyone.

    Thanks for your input.
     
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  6. snorky

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    There is no fail with blow up farm animals, only puncture repair.

    I also think Bacon has 'input' with most animals mate, though it does sound like he has the good manners to blindfold them first.
     
  7. Indaparkside

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    How much do they charge a m8 of mine wants to know
     
  8. Indaparkside

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    Did you write to Dear Deirdre )
     
  9. Indaparkside

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    [QUOTE="DRINKLEVEDRY, post: 12194673, member: I LOVE my wife and she's a proper red.[/QUOTE]

    I'd divorce her asap if she was a rag,
    Ffs man up








    :)
     
  10. blue44

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    There is a solution for you fella
    its called " Pattaya"
    chock dee khrap
    a mate of mine was just like you till he went there
     

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