Apples

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by idahoblues, 7 Dec 2017.

  1. BimboBob

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    Shut up you teutonic twat!
    Really makes me shout at the tv when Chefs say it. Custard, done with vanila pods, made fresh, is still custard. Just runnier. It's custard.

    I'm off for a brew. Do you have a name for that as well? Coffee Anglaise?
     
  2. nimrod

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    Royal Gala crumble with creme fresh
     
  3. urban genie

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    Tea? Cha?


    Chefs like words we have 5 different names for gravy
     
  4. You're a **** Anglaise
     
  5. TheRemainsOfTheDave

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  6. BimboBob

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    Shut up you teutonic twat!
    And this has to do with apples because? I'm considering reporting this post because it fails on so many levels, like a lot of your posts.

    1. It's offensive for no reason.
    2. It has fuck all to do with apples.
    3. It makes no sense.
    4. You are a twat.
    5. No one likes you.
    6. You smell of bum wee.

    Now...


    I like a pink lady but prefer a Gala.
     
  7. pee dubya

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    Got to choose the right apple at the right time!

    Buy a Cox's apple this time of year in the UK, and you'll likely get a good apple. Crisp, flavoursome and juicy.

    Buy a Gala apple from New Zealand this time of year, and it's probably been sitting in a warehouse for 10 months, irradiated, transported around the world and taste like shit.
     
  8. Magicpole

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    This place has gone to the Trumps.

    Munching grannies tangy juice?

    Words fail me. :)
     
  9. Dave Ewing's Back 'eader

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    Was it one of those French Golden Delicious? The only authentic bit is that the French grow 'em.
     
  10. Magicpole

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    I'm with you here Bob.

    If anyone was to come over to my house for dinner. We had a lovely evening, the first two courses, a triumph. The conversation lighthearted. but at the same time stimulating intellectually, and then, suddenly out of nowhere, when asked politely what they would like to accompany their apple crumble and they replied Creme Anglais!

    I would said No! you seem like nice people and I do admire your ability to make your front lawns like Wimbledon, sure. But if you come round here, asking for creme anglais, in my home, invited no less, and you get all poncy about custard, then No, don't dven go there. I don't even know who you are anymore, and what's more don't want to. Leave my house now and never even attempt to speak to me again, you utter poncy arse bastards. (Nose snorts and violently gesticulating the whole time)

    A bit like this guy.

    Fucking creme anglais my arse.

     

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