Are We Desperate to be Miserable?

[The Future’s Blue!]

I’m happy. Turned the electric off and been down to the woods to pick the wood for the winter. About to build the fire pit, with shield, and plan to live outside, looking up at the stars and licking the icicles of my brow so I don’t have to drink the sewage that will be in our pipes by then.

Roadkill with bark is superb if roasted correctly, although the lack of meat from a decomposing squirrel isn’t that much, it does have slightly nutty taste about it.

More than happy with my lot and could always be worse. I could always be a United fan.

 

[blue44]

i got up this morning
and had my coffee
talked to my mrs as she got
herself ready for her work
she told me they had a collection yesterday at her place of work.
it was for someone on ITU.
she said its was strange ,little info.no names or anything,just that
a little lad who has nowt,his mum fighting for her life on ITU,no friends or family,a house fire has been mentioned.

I'm desperate to be happy.

 

[splinter]

I’m happy. Turned the electric off and been down to the woods to pick the wood for the winter. About to build the fire pit, with shield, and plan to live outside, looking up at the stars and licking the icicles of my brow so I don’t have to drink the sewage that will be in our pipes by then.

Roadkill with bark is superb if roasted correctly, although the lack of meat from a decomposing squirrel isn’t that much, it does have slightly nutty taste about it.

More than happy with my lot and could always be worse. I could always be a United fan.

Don't be throwing stones at the moon

 

[mackenzie]

Doesn’t matter what your life situation is; if you’re not happy, you’re seriously doing life wrong and you need to change your ways before you’re dead and it’s too fucking late!

There was a homeless fella who used to sit outside M&S in Alty until he unfortunately died from Covid earlier this year. He was a nice down-to-Earth fella who you could have a chat with about anything. I used to park my bike up next to where he sat and he’d keep an eye on it for me so I’d go and buy him something to eat+drink from somewhere as a thank you.

His life must have been fucking shit. He always used to mention how cold it was in the Winter, so all you moaning bastards saying how you won’t be able to have the heating on much this Winter but will still have a roof over your heads and can nip to the airing cupboard where you’ve had a blanket warming up for a few hours fucking think on…

He was a happier bloke than half the people you come across day-to-day across society.

Every **** needs to stop being so fucking miserable and stop fucking moaning. We’re all going to be fucking dead soon, life is short, very short, so fucking make the most of it and enjoy it while we’re alive. “But…” “but…”… no, no fucking “but”s… get out of fucking bed, turn the fucking News off, get outside and enjoy life!

I’m off to the pub tonight. A mate’s Sister has taken it over, done it up, and another mate is doing a bit of an acoustic gig in there.

I’m alive and healthy… do I have a lot of money, no not at all, but fuck it… going to enjoy the night, happy days!

Absobloodylutely spot on. As my Grandad used to say...."you're a long time dead..."

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Pell]

I’m happy. Turned the electric off and been down to the woods to pick the wood for the winter. About to build the fire pit, with shield, and plan to live outside, looking up at the stars and licking the icicles of my brow so I don’t have to drink the sewage that will be in our pipes by then.

Roadkill with bark is superb if roasted correctly, although the lack of meat from a decomposing squirrel isn’t that much, it does have slightly nutty taste about it.

More than happy with my lot and could always be worse. I could always be a United fan.

Have you tried cat curry yet?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

No, I left at 9.

Why ? Was it time for you to buy a round ?

 

[Bill Walker]

Doesn’t matter what your life situation is; if you’re not happy, you’re seriously doing life wrong and you need to change your ways before you’re dead and it’s too fucking late!

There was a homeless fella who used to sit outside M&S in Alty until he unfortunately died from Covid earlier this year. He was a nice down-to-Earth fella who you could have a chat with about anything. I used to park my bike up next to where he sat and he’d keep an eye on it for me so I’d go and buy him something to eat+drink from somewhere as a thank you.

His life must have been fucking shit. He always used to mention how cold it was in the Winter, so all you moaning bastards saying how you won’t be able to have the heating on much this Winter but will still have a roof over your heads and can nip to the airing cupboard where you’ve had a blanket warming up for a few hours fucking think on…

He was a happier bloke than half the people you come across day-to-day across society.

Every **** needs to stop being so fucking miserable and stop fucking moaning. We’re all going to be fucking dead soon, life is short, very short, so fucking make the most of it and enjoy it while we’re alive. “But…” “but…”… no, no fucking “but”s… get out of fucking bed, turn the fucking News off, get outside and enjoy life!

I’m off to the pub tonight. A mate’s Sister has taken it over, done it up, and another mate is doing a bit of an acoustic gig in there.

I’m alive and healthy… do I have a lot of money, no not at all, but fuck it… going to enjoy the night, happy days!

Good post mate.
After living in a couple of other countries I have detected that the English are very good at moaning and complaining. I think that's where the term whinging Pom came from :)

 

[Cheesy]

I'm not miserable at all however I act miserable most of the time as that makes other people miserable and making other people miserable never ceases to make me happy :)

 

[Blue Mist]

Good post mate.
After living in a couple of other countries I have detected that the English are very good at moaning and complaining. I think that's where the term whinging Pom came from :)

Correct but with a slight addition. It was when the £10 poms came over in the 60's to Oz, all they did was moan. About everything. The aussies gave them the name and it suits us/them.