Kick-off, pass pass foul, all eleven players from one team shout “hey” at the top of their voices, pass foul pass pass scream dive pass foul, shout at the ref, Brazilian players look at themselves on the big screen and pout, pass scream dive, roll around like he’s stood on a landmine, gets straight back up and sprints off, pass pass goal kick-off pass foul pass dive, shout at the ref, Brazilian players look at themselves on the big screen to make sure their plastic surgery hasn’t melted in the heat, pass dive, all eleven players from one team shout “hey” at the top of their voices, pass dive, roll around, straight up, pass pass dive pass dive pass pass scream roll around pass pass pass foul, shout at the ref, square up to each other like they’re going to start a fight but walk off sheepishly, pass foul pass pass someone trips over a hole in the pitch, pass dive roll around pass foul… half time
Kick-off, pass pass foul pass foul, all eleven players from one team shout “hey” at the top of their voices, pass pass scream dive pass foul pass scream dive, roll around like he’s stood on a landmine, gets straight back up and sprints off, pass pass, shout at the ref, pass pass foul in the chest but Brazilian holds his mouth to check that his lip fillers haven’t burst, dive pass foul pass dive pass dive pass dive, roll around, straight up, pass pass dive pass dive, everyone runs in and starts pushing and shoving each other frowning at each other like they’re hard, pass pass scream roll around pass pass pass foul, shout at the ref, pass foul, all eleven players from one team shout “hey” at the top of their voices, pass pass dive roll around pass foul… full time
Anti-football wankers!
Messi and Neymar were both shit n’all. Neymar was walking around at the final whistle, then when the cameras went on him he started pretending to cry and looked up at the screen to make sure he was still on camera; what a tool!
That’s a couple of hours of my life I’ll never get back. Glad I recorded it and watched it this morning instead of staying up.
