Armed !?

[dronefromsector7G]

Spackling first

That means filling in the holes doesn’t it?

 

[idahoblues]

That means filling in the holes doesn’t it?

Close enough

 

[mayo31]

After reading what happened to Cancelo do you sleep with something close at hand to defend your family ?

I have a baseball bat under my side of the bed.

I heard you must also have a baseball in the house.

That way you have not just bought the bat as a weapon

I mean ok but what if when actually playing baseball, you had smashed it out of the park

 

[AustinBlue]

I live in Texas. People wouldn't break in like that here unless they are prepared to die.

 

[kaz7]

I have taken advice on here and got my saw out , it is a bit more easy to handle than a saw , more like a gurka serrated knife , i need an excuse to have that next to my bed now

My kitchen/ hallway door sticks and makes a right racket so i have time to wake up

Plan is kick merlin off the bed towards the door to spit at them and slow them up before i grab the weapon and get ready , i will be naked which might be enough to see them off on its own

I am not overthinking it though lol

 

[mancityvstoke]

I have taken advice on here and got my saw out , it is a bit more easy to handle than a saw , more like a gurka serrated knife , i need an excuse to have that next to my bed now

My kitchen/ hallway door sticks and makes a right racket so i have time to wake up

Plan is kick merlin off the bed towards the door to spit at them and slow them up before i grab the weapon and get ready , i will be naked which might be enough to see them off on its own

I am not overthinking it though lol

Do a trial run ....pics

 

[Barcon]

I have taken advice on here and got my saw out , it is a bit more easy to handle than a saw , more like a gurka serrated knife , i need an excuse to have that next to my bed now

My kitchen/ hallway door sticks and makes a right racket so i have time to wake up

Plan is kick merlin off the bed towards the door to spit at them and slow them up before i grab the weapon and get ready , i will be naked which might be enough to see them off on its own

I am not overthinking it though lol

Windmill them with your baps to disorient them.

 

[andyhinch]

Just gaffer tape and some power tools, I like to take my time.

 

[MP71]

A mini crossbow

 

[kaz7]

Windmill them with your baps to disorient them.

Good idea , they are like empty like socks , that will scar them for life lol