Arsehole neighbour parking on my driveway

[Northerndave]

Smear some shit on his door handles

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I live in a semi detached house and to gain access to his house my neighbour has always insisted on driving down MY driveway.

Lately the wanker has had a horrible skriking little kid. It makes a right noise and keeps me and the mrs awake all night. Not only that but the prick has started parking right at the front of MY DRIVEWAY making it difficult for me to get my car out every bloody day. He gave some shite about wanting to get his kid into the car and it being near a brick wall.

In the end I flipped and told the fanny it’s my driveway. End of.

He said he’s going to build a fence - good look getting planning permission for that you nonce.

Next time I see him I’m going to brick his windows.

Broken Britain

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

So what if he builds a fence. Drill a hole in it and when he comes out, stick yer dick through it and shout, "Fucking get on the end of that, you ****".

Kinell. Alright Lex

 

[Bill Walker]

you're neighbour isn't a short arsed bald Russian twat called Vladimir is it?

Vlad for short..

 

[Bill Walker]

Dig up a grave from the local churchyard, get a few human bones and in the middle of the night quietly bury them in his front garden, then get your dog to "find" them and report it to the Police pronto.
Mayhem will ensue, the odious tosser will be guilty as fuck in all the tabloids . Then when he's being bummed in Strangeways you can tell the new neighbours it's your fucking driveway.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Dig up a grave from the local churchyard, get a few human bones and in the middle of the night quietly bury them in his front garden, then get your dog to "find" them and report it to the Police pronto.
Mayhem will ensue, the odious tosser will be guilty as fuck in all the tabloids . Then when he's being bummed in Strangeways you can tell the new neighbours it's your fucking driveway.

There’s always one person who takes it too far