Arsehole neighbour parking on my driveway

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I live in a semi detached house and to gain access to his house my neighbour has always insisted on driving down MY driveway.

Lately the wanker has had a horrible skriking little kid. It makes a right noise and keeps me and the mrs awake all night. Not only that but the prick has started parking right at the front of MY DRIVEWAY making it difficult for me to get my car out every bloody day. He gave some shite about wanting to get his kid into the car and it being near a brick wall.

In the end I flipped and told the fanny it’s my driveway. End of.

He said he’s going to build a fence - good look getting planning permission for that you nonce.

Next time I see him I’m going to brick his windows.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Good on you.

If he doesn’t take heed, I think you should kill the whole family and bury them in their own back garden.

 

[aguero93:20]

I live in a semi detached house and to gain access to his house my neighbour has always insisted on driving down MY driveway.

Lately the wanker has had a horrible skriking little kid. It makes a right noise and keeps me and the mrs awake all night. Not only that but the prick has started parking right at the front of MY DRIVEWAY making it difficult for me to get my car out every bloody day. He gave some shite about wanting to get his kid into the car and it being near a brick wall.

In the end I flipped and told the fanny it’s my driveway. End of.

He said he’s going to build a fence - good look getting planning permission for that you nonce.

Next time I see him I’m going to brick his windows.

Don't forget to torch his car as well.

 

[LGWIO]

I live in a semi detached house and to gain access to his house my neighbour has always insisted on driving down MY driveway.

Lately the wanker has had a horrible skriking little kid. It makes a right noise and keeps me and the mrs awake all night. Not only that but the prick has started parking right at the front of MY DRIVEWAY making it difficult for me to get my car out every bloody day. He gave some shite about wanting to get his kid into the car and it being near a brick wall.

In the end I flipped and told the fanny it’s my driveway. End of.

He said he’s going to build a fence - good look getting planning permission for that you nonce.

Next time I see him I’m going to brick his windows.

I thought the usual response was a firebomb on here

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Does he start sentences with ‘So’? If he does torch his car

 

[crublue1]

I've heard he's been taking pics of your Mrs sunbathing and spreading them on the Internet.
Can you post one or two, for comparison purposes only, you understand.

 

[theevilweasel]

I live in a semi detached house and to gain access to his house my neighbour has always insisted on driving down MY driveway.

Lately the wanker has had a horrible skriking little kid. It makes a right noise and keeps me and the mrs awake all night. Not only that but the prick has started parking right at the front of MY DRIVEWAY making it difficult for me to get my car out every bloody day. He gave some shite about wanting to get his kid into the car and it being near a brick wall.

In the end I flipped and told the fanny it’s my driveway. End of.

He said he’s going to build a fence - good look getting planning permission for that you nonce.

Next time I see him I’m going to brick his windows.

I empathise, but I'm sure you don't need planning permission for boundary fences below 6ft or 3ft next to a road? Unless your underselling your semi and its listed? I know this was the case when I put a fence up around 5 years ago.

 

[metalblue]

Taser the ****

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

I live in a semi detached house and to gain access to his house my neighbour has always insisted on driving down MY driveway.

Lately the wanker has had a horrible skriking little kid. It makes a right noise and keeps me and the mrs awake all night. Not only that but the prick has started parking right at the front of MY DRIVEWAY making it difficult for me to get my car out every bloody day. He gave some shite about wanting to get his kid into the car and it being near a brick wall.

In the end I flipped and told the fanny it’s my driveway. End of.

He said he’s going to build a fence - good look getting planning permission for that you nonce.

Next time I see him I’m going to brick his windows.

Sounds like a Rag.

 

[BlueTaylor91]

Hahahaha this has made me alugh and cheered me up thank you. Been pretty shook up by it all

 

[crublue1]

I empathise, but I'm sure you don't need planning permission for boundary fences below 6ft or 3ft next to a road? Unless your underselling your semi and its listed? I know this was the case when I put a fence up around 5 years ago.

Woa there fella, let's not start chucking 6 foot fences up just yet.
There may be lines of sight to consider.

 

[BimboBob]

Fuck his Wife.

 

[metalblue]

I’ve heard he might be on his way round with a big kitchen knife. Probably best to not answer the door

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

There are tactical nuclear weapons, you know, that can be very precisely targeted.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Don't forget to torch his car as well.

And dry bum his Mrs.

 

[Blue Mist]

Fuck I'm lost,this is obviously the parody thread but which is the real one ?
I'm going for biggies camera up the bum.

 

[malg]

Steal his wife's knickers off the line and have sly wank into them. Then put them back on the line.


That'll show 'em.....

 

[splinter]

Steal his wife's knickers off the line and have sly wank into them. Then put them back on the line.


That'll show 'em.....

Love bluemoon

 

[Blue Mist]

Driveway neighbour disputes.

99% of issues are a result of people just not talking enough. It’s only the other 1% that need more assertive action. Better to jaw jaw than war war. Adolf Hitler. Errr, I mean Winston Churchill.

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

Oh Colin, Colin, really ? We've talked about this haven't we. It's Friday night,I'm just back from the pub, I know what the other thread is but....
a) which is the parody
b) I'm not bothered, I just wanted to take the piss out of @Bigg Bigg Blue massive arse.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Doggers are a nuisance out in woodland carparks but doing it whilst parked on a shared driveway is a step too far.