As Thick as ...............

[bluereddish]

Heard one for the very first time today

As thick as shit in the neck of a bottle

Theres plenty more of these.

For example:-

As thick as a workhouse butty

As thick as two short planks

As thick as pea soup

As thick as a brick

As thick as shit

As thick as pigshit

..................

There must be plenty more

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

as thick as bluereddish.........sorry i could not resist!!!

 

[bluereddish]

as thick as bluereddish.........sorry i could not resist!!!

How perspicacious of you, des.

 

[wilsonian]

As thick as a rag :)

 

[Swales lives]

As thick as a Gurkhas foreskin.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

i am sorry.......(thieves.... they ll come to me later!)