Ask Neville Southall

[BingoBango]

For a fee of £50(!), Neville will answer any question you have via email, and for £99(!!) will speak to you on the phone for an hour. Surely he can't be that hard up?

<a class="postlink" href="http://asknevillesouthall.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://asknevillesouthall.com/</a>

 

[Why Always Ste]

haha it is somewhat believable as in the T&C there is no letting on that it's a WUM.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

I don't know what is sadder, Southall having to do that or that someone might actually pay 50 quid to receive an email from him.

 

[charliebigspuds]

dear Neville, why are you so fat?

 

[Astuteboy]

That's hilarious.

Interestingly, the domain was registered in March 2011 but it only just seems to have hit the press; maybe it took a while to negotiate Big Nev's cut.

Did a bit of super-bored-in-work research; Domain belongs to a Chris Peck who (no word of a lie) is a Director at this cake firm: <a class="postlink" href="http://cooplands.co.uk/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://cooplands.co.uk/</a>

At least we know how Nev gets his payment now - cakes and pasties - yum.

 

[Pigeonho]

I remember the entire Kippax asking Southall where his wife was in the early 90's. We didn't get charged £50 for that.

 

[Unknown_Genius]

Bloody hell, for that money I'd expect to see a photo of his maggot dick aswell. How much would he charge for a blowjob? Fat repulsive ****.

 

[Sky Blue]

dear Neville, why are you so fat?

Just big boned...!

.

 

[IH8MUFC]

I bet the dippers are lining up to talk to the fat w****r.

 

[ancoats]

dear Neville, why are you so fat?

thats £50 please

 

[blue b4 the moon]

dear Neville, why are you so fat?

Just big boned...!

.

If he sat against the post now he'd never fucking get up.

 

[jimharri]

The obvious question would be;

''who ate all the pies?''

 

[IH8MUFC]

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