Asking a woman out via Facebook

[andyhinch]

Was you the fella I spotted in halfords buying masking tape, rope and a shovel??

That would probably be me

 

[law74]

That would probably be me

Never again will I purchase those three items in one store at the same time, or at least if I do, I will get public transport home via a cricuitous route.
Too easy to trace if they get the number plate.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Well she introduced herself, and played with her hair and giggled a bit. I saw that as positives?

Only me that laughed at this? You read the signs well mate!

Get in touch with her and take her out for a Big Mac or something.

 

[aguero93:20]

Never again will I purchase those three items in one store at the same time, or at least if I do, I will get public transport home via a cricuitous route.
Too easy to trace if they get the number plate.

Just stockpile some chicken wire and buy a cheap barbell set. Simples.

 

[andyhinch]

Never again will I purchase those three items in one store at the same time, or at least if I do, I will get public transport home via a cricuitous route.
Too easy to trace if they get the number plate.

It was a bad mistake to make, but i found myself unexpectedly sort of supplies

 

[aguero93:20]

It was a bad mistake to make, but i found myself unexpectedly sort of supplies

Sort of surprised, or short of supplies?

 

[andyhinch]

Sort of surprised, or short of supplies?

Short, can't type and gag at the same time ;-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

So have you completely ruled out lurking around the gym for weeks in the hope she returns? Pretty sure that was the pre-Facebook way of stalking women

Quite agree,you cant beat a bit of Old School lurking, it's the gentlemanly way. Find out where she walks too when leaving, find a suitable seat or bench, relax casually and have your flies down and knob in hand for the walkpast. Always works for me and I'm hideous.

 

[jimharri]

7 hours and 29 minutes, AND STILL NO PICTURES??????????????

 

[Sir peace frog]

typical responses from the bluemoon very immature ,

wait until you see her in the gym pop a very big banana down your tight lycra shorts and do star jumps in front of her , this will work 100% ,don't forget to video it and post it on here.