Asking a woman out via Facebook

[@BluePhil8]

Send her a message saying you want to tongue her bung hole and see if she's game. You've got to be forward these days otherwise she'll assume you bat for the other team.

 

[johnmc]

If she's fit and goes to the gym a lot chances are even if you do get with her some other guy will try it on in the gym and eventually someone better than you will succeed. He will bench and curl more than you could dream of and he will also be better than you in other areas of life.

Stick to fatties pal.

 

[BlueTG]

Get some tight, gym short shorts. Hang around and work out her routines for attending the gym and proceed to squat whilst staring directly into her eyes with one of your bollocks hanging out.

 

[worsleyweb]

Was in the gym last night bumped into a female friend with her mate, who was hot! We all had a bit of chat. Did some background in the evening, asked if she was single etc, she is Asked my mate to set me up, like a lot of women she doesn't want me getting with a friend of hers! Got no number and assume nothing will be said. I know this girls name, and she's on Facebook. Is it creepy / stalkerish to send her a message and ask for a drink, or is that perfectly acceptable?

I met Mrs ww via her mate at the gym and Facebook! Fucking run!!! Trust me - run like the wind.

Run.

 

[117 M34]

Can't believe my post got deleted.
I thought it was sound advice

 

[Barcon]

Well she introduced herself, and played with her hair and giggled a bit. I saw that as positives?

I wouldn't describe that as positive mate. I would describe that as "ditsy".

 

[Citizen in Pakistan]

If your gut feeling says she was interested in the conversation, Go for it, nothing to loose

 

[aguero93:20]

If your gut feeling says she was interested in the conversation, Go for it, nothing to loose

Nothing to lose either.

 

[TonyM]

If you're willing to put in 48 hours of effort you could go with your lady-friend to a local mysterious magician's shop and rub some strange looking ornament. After you wake in the morning as a girl and have spent a few hours "discovering" your new self, meet up with this lady and tell her that your male-friend is the best guy and she should ask him out. Then bring your male version of you back to the mysterious magician's shop to reverse the transformation. This really works - I've seen it on tv.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Ask her out to the Smiths and Morrissey nights - I never got a date doing that for some strange reason, but you could get lucky.....