Asking a woman out via Facebook

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

They all look like scruffy garden gnomes to me mate.

Racist

 

[aguero93:20]

Speciest

Fixed, can't be racist to hobbits or gingers anymore than you can be racist to a cow.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Fixed, can't be racist to hobbits or gingers anymore than you can be racist to a cow.

Are you sure?? They are described as a humanoid race....

Hobbits are a fictional, diminutive, humanoid race who inhabit the lands of Middle-earth in J. R. R. Tolkien's fiction. They are also referred to as Halflings. Hobbits first appeared in the novel The Hobbit, whose titular hobbit is the protagonist Bilbo Baggins.

 

[aguero93:20]

Are you sure?? They are described as a humanoid race....

Hobbits are a fictional, diminutive, humanoid race who inhabit the lands of Middle-earth in J. R. R. Tolkien's fiction. They are also referred to as Halflings. Hobbits first appeared in the novel The Hobbit, whose titular hobbit is the protagonist Bilbo Baggins.

Apes are humanoid. As are gingers.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Apes are humanoid. As are gingers.

You are a racist, I think you should be kinder to our hobbit cousins, maybe offer to shave Bilbo's feet for him, he'd like that, although @bluemoon risin' might get jealous.

 

[aguero93:20]

You are a racist, I think you should be kinder to our hobbit cousins, maybe offer to shave Bilbo's feet for him, he'd like that, although @bluemoon risin' might get jealous.

Thought they broke up?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Thought they broke up?

No Bluemoon risin has a thing for big feet on his 'women'

 

[oakiecokie]

Well she introduced herself, and played with her hair and giggled a bit. I saw that as positives?

Perhaps she just had nits !!

 

[Sid C]

typical responses from the bluemoon very immature ,

wait until you see her in the gym pop a very big banana down your tight lycra shorts and do star jumps in front of her , this will work 100% ,don't forget to video it and post it on here.

Fucking hell, if you're going to do that make sure you pop the banana down the FRONT of your lycra panties

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Was in the gym last night bumped into a female friend with her mate, who was hot! We all had a bit of chat. Did some background in the evening, asked if she was single etc, she is Asked my mate to set me up, like a lot of women she doesn't want me getting with a friend of hers! Got no number and assume nothing will be said. I know this girls name, and she's on Facebook. Is it creepy / stalkerish to send her a message and ask for a drink, or is that perfectly acceptable?

It probably is via Faceache. She will no doubt wonder why you didnt do it in person, if you have spoken to her already. Wait until you see her next and do it
Edit:
and then of course, post pics