At what age should a man not wear jeans?

I am not far off that. The reason I ask is I ordered a pair of Deisel jeans that have just arrived and (I admit they are a little skinny on the leg) and the kids have just take the piss for the last hour. As if I don’t have enough on my plate with the abuse I get in here?
It's not just me then.
TFFT. I own Diesel jeans that are definitely too tight around the thigh and crotch but I bought them a few years ago before I cycled so much and was thinner. However, I also own other brand jeans like Hugo Boss, Ralph Lauren and my favourite Lee jeans. My biggest worry is not "Am I too old to wear these?" Rather I have the fear that I'm beginning to resemble an aging predatory homosexual. Thank god I still have my dad belly to assuage any misconceptions people may have I'm cottaging when darting into public toilets with my eyes bulging. No you ****, I've got a prostate like a mitre delta, I'm bursting for a slash!
 

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