Authentic cuisine cooking

My Indian freind reckons he can feed five blokes all week for £10.00. He comes from a part of India where veg dishes are all they cook. I have tasted his cooking and it is spot on.

He has nothing on some bloke I heard about called Jesus he could do wonders with some fish and bread. Feed thousands. I'm sure I heard he could turn water into wine as well which gets him extra brownie points
 

Also known as "One Soup Three Dishes," Ichiju Sansai is a traditional Japanese meal that consists of a bowl of steamed white rice, soup, and three side dishes. This simple yet elaborate meal is rooted in the Muromachi period (1336-1573). At the time, members of the highest classes in society were served in the Honzen Ryori system; a banquet-style meal service served on small tables called zen. Today, the luxurious dining theatrics of Honzen Ryori live on in households all over the country as Ichiju Sansai.
 
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i was taught how to make tarka dhall by an hare krishna.
they usually avoid garlic
(summat about it interfering with their desire to be celibate)
but she didn't care because she liked having sex.

the idea is to make your dhall using only water and leave out the garlic.
when the dhall is ready to eat,
cook your garlic in lots of hot ghee separately,
then pour it directly onto the dhall just before serving.

the reason she did it is that it represents the creation of life itself,
the explosive moment when fire and liquid came together.
it does look spectacular as you add the garlic/ghee,
but i do it that way because it tastes much much better.

try it.
 
this better not turn into one of those threads where tossers start posting photos of what they've just made.
















































































padron peppers

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that'd've cost about £50 in tast.
£2.50 fresh from sainsbury's.
the trick is to burn the fucking life out of them.
a very hot pan and evoo,
constantly turning them.
they blister and squeak and dance around the pan.
4 or 5 minutes, that's all.
you'll know when they're done because the smoke alarm will go off.
 

Also known as "One Soup Three Dishes," Ichiju Sansai is a traditional Japanese meal that consists of a bowl of steamed white rice, soup, and three side dishes. This simple yet elaborate meal is rooted in the Muromachi period (1336-1573). At the time, members of the highest classes in society were served in the Honzen Ryori system; a banquet-style meal service served on small tables called zen. Today, the luxurious dining theatrics of Honzen Ryori live on in households all over the country as Ichiju Sansai.
i don't believe for one second you live in norway.
if you did you'd've p.m.'d me and offered to send me some brown cheese.
i would've happily sent you some crumbly lancashire cheese in return,
an authentic lancashire cuisine i doubt you can buy in norway.
 
I don't understand why people rave about Mexican
It's a few dried up beans, with shit crisps and terrible tasting beer
And every year there are 250,000 Mexicans attempting to escape the stuff
Didn’t Billy Connolly once have a routine about how Mexican food is all basically the same thing just folded differently?
 
I don't understand why people rave about Mexican
It's a few dried up beans, with shit crisps and terrible tasting beer
And every year there are 250,000 Mexicans attempting to escape the stuff
There’s some great Mexican food, I’m off to Morenita’s in Idaho Falls this morning for breakfast (85 miles away ) my favorite of all breakfasts. A bunch of old Mexican women, hand made tortillas, fresh veggies etc. I agree with you on a lot of the fast food places but it’s not all like that.
 
It's a tough call to find any real British food served in cafes and restaurants now let alone authentic foreign fayre.
This is true.

Take steak and kidney pudding, an essential piece of British culture. Apart from shitty Hollands ones in chippies, it's like looking for hobby horse shit. In central Manchester, I can only think of Sam's Chop House.

Come to that, even proper chips are hard to secure. In many places, they give you vile oven chips, the chip equivalent of keg beer. When the British people come to their senses and make me Dictator for Life, I shall make oven chips illegal except between consenting adults in private. I mean, people wank on about the erosion of our traditions and culture, but no **** ever mentions the abomination of fucking oven chips.
 
There’s some great Mexican food, I’m off to Morenita’s in Idaho Falls this morning for breakfast (85 miles away ) my favorite of all breakfasts. A bunch of old Mexican women, hand made tortillas, fresh veggies etc. I agree with you on a lot of the fast food places but it’s not all like that.
You drive 85 miles away for breakfast? Ever thought of buying a toaster instead?
 

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