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Didsbury Dave said:Citycitytid said:I rememeber about 6 months back a thread going slightly 'off topic' regarding away ground toilets, parts of that thread had me howling.
Someone out there must have some humour to share...
It was mine, I thought it was a cracking piece of work, and it got deleted.
I talked about the fact that I went 30 years watching City without having a shit in the ground, and last season I had two.
The worst experience for me though was Shalke last year, I had the runs. It wasn't the ground, it was the "fanzone" area in Gelsenkhirken. There was one cubicle for about 1000 beered up Blues, without a lock, and I had to shit in it about 2 hours before kickoff. No lock, no bogroll, gallons of piss on the floor and gallons on the seat. And lads trying to open the door and banging and that.
It was a bad scene, probably worse than Glastonbury. Only Fratton Park I would consider to be potentially worse.
And I wonder if the Chief Exec of Schalke had cleaning the 'scheisshaus' on his job description?