Awkward footballers names

[kingn6]

Could also the best fixture of the year

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

andre muff

Is he a diver in the box?

 

[KS55]

A few years ago there was a pair of sisters playing doubles tennis for Czech I think, called Likitada.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

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Whats so funny about the name Julian?

 

[mexico1970]

A few years ago there was a pair of sisters playing doubles tennis for Czech I think, called Likitada.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Could not help myself after seeing the Monga thread in the EDS section so here goes. Please share some other awkward names. There are some obvious omes like a pony tailed Seaman but here are some more obscure ones

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Rod Dodji Fanni is his full name. YCNMIU.

 

[Vienna_70]

Argelico Fucks was a former Brazil international called Argel, remember seeing his full name on a championship manager game...

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Obviously Christian Fuchs too or fucks as he was universally called.

There was Brian Pinas a winger that was on a football game I played years ago, the commentator called him "pee-nass" not sure if that was on PES or FIFA.

I also remember watching Anderlecht play once while they were playing a defender called Mark De Man who was having an absolute nightmare, the commentator brutally remarked how awkward it was that a right back called Mark De Man was unable to mark his man.

I know it’s not within the spirit of the thread, but "Fuchs" is German for "fox".

 

[kingn6]

I know it’s not within the spirit of the thread, but "Fuchs" is German for "fox".

Not in the spirit of the game Vienna but how do you explain this Slovak surname :-)

 

[Pell]

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A commentator on a West Ham game once said, 'Dicks has been everywhere today, it's like West Ham have 11 Dicks out there'.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I know it’s not within the spirit of the thread, but "Fuchs" is German for "fox".

If Samantha Fox was German she could have been Samantha Fuchs?

 

[kingn6]

If Samantha Fox was German she could have been Samanth

If Samantha Fox was German she could have been Samantha Fuchs?

Haha

 

[kingn6]

Is he a diver in the box?

Looks like a member of East 17

 

[Vienna_70]

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Not in the spirit of the game Vienna but how do you explain this Slovak surname :-)

I have no idea, as I don’t speak Slovak.

 

[kingn6]

I have no idea, as I don’t speak Slovak.

But vienna is only a stone throw away ;-)

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I know it’s not within the spirit of the thread, but "Fuchs" is German for "fox".

I recall Wenger buying a player, possibly from Everton, who he called the ' fuchs in the buchs"
He was fairly useless.

 

[Vienna_70]

But vienna is only a stone throw away ;-)

This means nothing to me.

 

[kingn6]

This means nothing to me.

I have proof you are going to Slovakia

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Always thought that Brazilian forward who just went by 'Fred' was piss funny. Think he played with Jo aswell.

 

[N1985]

Gary my Dad fucks Kids and I'm a **** Neville.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

This means nothing to me.

This belongs to the same mindset when I suggested to Mrs Ewing that as I could 'touch-type' I couldn't understand why I couldn't play the piano!