Balotelli reaching Chuck Norris levels of notoriety.

[svennis pennis]

Saw this trending on Twitter last night and some of them had me in stitches. Love Mario too much.

"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had a missed call from Balotelli"

"Oxygen needs Balotelli to survive"

"Balotelli doesn't read books, he just stares at them until he gets the information he needs"

"Balotelli doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is"

Any more?

 

[im_still_here]

every other chuck norris joke but with marios name

 

[svennis pennis]

every other chuck norris joke but with marios name

"Balotelli can slam revolving doors"

 

[bluemoondays]

Mario could end up being our version of the Beckham notoriety and money generating publicity machine (without even trying).

Here's hoping he stays the same and it doesn't go to his head, I'm hopeful BM will keep his feet on the ground......

 

[IM NOT REALLY HERE]

Mario could end up being our version of the Beckham notoriety and money generating publicity machine (without even trying).

Here's hoping he stays the same and it doesn't go to his head, I'm hopeful BM will keep his feet on the ground......

You have been listening to ricmcfc ;)

 

[bernabias home shirt]

Chucki norris was way fucking overrated..

Mario is on a par with clint eastwood now!

 

[Blue Blood CTID]

Mario doesn't do push ups - he pushes the world down! :D

 

[mammyjam]

i really really hope the father xmas story is true :D

 

[Fanzone Danny]

i really really hope the father xmas story is true :D

It's not mate I'm afraid, Micah tweeted about it earlier..

 

[gelly]

He is a force of nature. People are shaped by the world, He bends
Reality to his will. I'm not joking.

 

[Marvin]

Was their a Sky Fanzone yesterday?