Balotelli song seems to be gaining new verses

[JoeMercer'sWay]

problem is no one will bother learning that excellent one shands, if they did it would be fucking amazing.

 

[Deleted member 14625]

I've been keeping a 'Balo log' in the form of his song for a little while now

Ooooooooh Balloteli,
He's a striker, He's good at darts.
An allergy to grass, yet when he plays he's fuckin class.
He drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash
Comes out of the casino and gives beggars out a stash
If you're the playground bully then he'll come and kick your ass
Drives a Lamborginhi round until he has a crash
Jumps in the Ferrari, counts the tickets on the dash
Bought a motorbike - banned, never took it for a thrash
Spends his days at Knowsley giving hugs to the giraffe's
Can't work out a bib but his hats the height of fash
No dogs at the the parade so skipped the end of season bash
Try’s back heels in a friendly and gets subbed for the panache
Winked at camelgob, or was it just a stray eyelash
Mancini gets frustrated and will give him a tounge lash
Sulks a bit, says sorry but then continues unabashed
Fires off a rocket turns his bathroom into ash
Gets bored on the bench so logs online on his I.pad
Cruises through the city giving high fives to the lads
'Why's it always me?' does he really need to ask
Ooooooh Ballotelli

GENIUS!

 

[SamTheGuru]

ooooh Balotelli
He plays with fire........ in his bath
rockets out the window in the middle of the night,
fire brigade was called cos he set the place alight
ooohhh......

This should be the new verse!

 

[LongsightM13]

Oh Balotelli, he's a striker, he winks at Rags
He parks where he wants when he gets behind the wheel
He doesn't give a fuck if he fucks up a backheel

 

[bluebunny81]

I've been keeping a 'Balo log' in the form of his song for a little while now

Ooooooooh Balloteli,
He's a striker, He's good at darts.
An allergy to grass, yet when he plays he's fuckin class.
He drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash
Comes out of the casino and gives beggars out a stash
If you're the playground bully then he'll come and kick your ass
Drives a Lamborginhi round until he has a crash
Jumps in the Ferrari, counts the tickets on the dash
Bought a motorbike - banned, never took it for a thrash
Spends his days at Knowsley giving hugs to the giraffe's
Can't work out a bib but his hats the height of fash
No dogs at the the parade so skipped the end of season bash
Try’s back heels in a friendly and gets subbed for the panache
Winked at camelgob, or was it just a stray eyelash
Mancini gets frustrated and will give him a tounge lash
Sulks a bit, says sorry but then continues unabashed
Fires off a rocket turns his bathroom into ash
Gets bored on the bench so logs online on his I.pad
Cruises through the city giving high fives to the lads
'Why's it always me?' does he really need to ask
Ooooooh Ballotelli

Top quality mate!

 

[Shands]

problem is no one will bother learning that excellent one shands, if they did it would be fucking amazing.

To be honest JMW it's just something I've been updating to keep me amused, I would never expect anyone to sing it. Glad it's given some blues a chuckle though, i'm sure Mario will provide more material!

 

[dannybcity]

He likes to go to prison coz he thinks he's Johnny Cash.