Balotelli song seems to be gaining new verses

[Rammyblues]

Oh Balotelli he's a striker…
He's good at darts
He's allergic to grass but when he plays/ He's fucking class.
Drives round Moss Side/ with a wallet full of cash

Oooooooooooh Balotelli he's a striker
Can't put on his vest But when he does he is the best
Goes into schools Tells teachers all the rules

Oooooooooooh Balotelli he's a striker
Sets fire to his gaff With rockets from his bath
Doesn't give a fuck Cos he did it for a laugh
Runs back to his house For a suitcase full of cash
Oh Balotelli …

For my two penneth
Mum sends him to the shop to keep the house clean
comes back with a fucking trampoline
goes around town going for a drive, top down doing fans with a high five


Please feel free to alter change and add, this could become a Bod Dylan type epic,

Love Mario. :-))

 

[Blue Tooth]

ooooh Balotelli
He plays with fire........ in his bath
rockets out the window in the middle of the night,
fire brigade was called cos he set the place alight
ooohhh......

 

[barney*]

NO NEED FOR ANY NEW VERSES, KEEP IT AS IT IS

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT CAMELFACE AND HE SHOOK THE TOSSER UP,
HE'S TOOK US BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE WON THE FUCKIN CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT CAMELFACE AND HE SHOOK THE TOSSER UP,
HE'S TOOK US BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE WON THE FUCKIN CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,
OOOOOOOO BALOTELLI!

 

[bluebob]

ooooh Balotelli
He plays with fire........ in his bath
rockets out the window in the middle of the night,
fire brigade was called cos he set the place alight
ooohhh......

could catch on

 

[Tricky_Trev]

ooooh Balotelli
He plays with fire........ in his bath
rockets out the window in the middle of the night,
fire brigade was called cos he set the place alight
ooohhh......

That is perfection.

 

[Blue Tooth]

ta very muchly...if this verse ever gets sung i'll be almost as happy as i was yesterday ;)

 

[Shands]

I've been keeping a 'Balo log' in the form of his song for a little while now

Ooooooooh Balloteli,
He's a striker, He's good at darts.
An allergy to grass, yet when he plays he's fuckin class.
He drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash
Comes out of the casino and gives beggars out a stash
If you're the playground bully then he'll come and kick your ass
Drives a Lamborginhi round until he has a crash
Jumps in the Ferrari, counts the tickets on the dash
Bought a motorbike - banned, never took it for a thrash
Spends his days at Knowsley giving hugs to the giraffe's
Can't work out a bib but his hats the height of fash
No dogs at the the parade so skipped the end of season bash
Try’s back heels in a friendly and gets subbed for the panache
Winked at camelgob, or was it just a stray eyelash
Mancini gets frustrated and will give him a tounge lash
Sulks a bit, says sorry but then continues unabashed
Fires off a rocket turns his bathroom into ash
Gets bored on the bench so logs online on his I.pad
Cruises through the city giving high fives to the lads
'Why's it always me?' does he really need to ask
Ooooooh Ballotelli

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

I've been keeping a 'Balo log' in the form of his song for a little while now

Ooooooooh Balloteli,
He's a striker, He's good at darts.
An allergy to grass, yet when he plays he's fuckin class.
He drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash
Comes out of the casino and gives beggars out a stash
If you're the playground bully then he'll come and kick your ass
Drives a Lamborginhi round until he has a crash
Jumps in the Ferrari, counts the tickets on the dash
Bought a motorbike - banned, never took it for a thrash
Spends his days at Knowsley giving hugs to the giraffe's
Can't work out a bib but his hats the height of fash
No dogs at the the parade so skipped the end of season bash
Try’s back heels in a friendly and gets subbed for the panache
Winked at camelgob, or was it just a stray eyelash
Mancini gets frustrated and will give him a tounge lash
Sulks a bit, says sorry but then continues unabashed
Fires off a rocket turns his bathroom into ash
Gets bored on the bench so logs online on his I.pad
Cruises through the city giving high fives to the lads
'Why's it always me?' does he really need to ask
Ooooooh Ballotelli

You sir are a fucking genius.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

I've been keeping a 'Balo log' in the form of his song for a little while now

Ooooooooh Balloteli,
He's a striker, He's good at darts.
An allergy to grass, yet when he plays he's fuckin class.
He drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash
Comes out of the casino and gives beggars out a stash
If you're the playground bully then he'll come and kick your ass
Drives a Lamborginhi round until he has a crash
Jumps in the Ferrari, counts the tickets on the dash
Bought a motorbike - banned, never took it for a thrash
Spends his days at Knowsley giving hugs to the giraffe's
Can't work out a bib but his hats the height of fash
No dogs at the the parade so skipped the end of season bash
Try’s back heels in a friendly and gets subbed for the panache
Winked at camelgob, or was it just a stray eyelash
Mancini gets frustrated and will give him a tounge lash
Sulks a bit, says sorry but then continues unabashed
Fires off a rocket turns his bathroom into ash
Gets bored on the bench so logs online on his I.pad
Cruises through the city giving high fives to the lads
'Why's it always me?' does he really need to ask
Ooooooh Ballotelli

I'm in tears of laughter! I love "'Why's it always me?' does he really need to ask?" as a way of finishing it off. Brilliant.

 

[Manchester_City_Blue]

Oh Balotelli,
He's Italian, he likes our song,
He's a bit mental and he gets a lot of stick,
But he'll shut them all up with a bicycle kick

Oh Balotelli,
He's a prankster, he'll wind you up,
He'll dance through your defence and curl one in the net,
And then he'll he set off fireworks at 1am