BlueKingEll said:
"get the Americans on board "
Could have sworn they were on board - usually funding the Catholic's
Exactly. That's why this wouldn't be as diificult as people might think. The US would happily be involved in any proposals to turn Northern Ireland Catholic effectively returning it to Eire. Come on Cammeron put in a couple of calls to O'Bamah and Banky Moon and get it sorted.
Blair tried and made a right balls of it. This could be your chance to sort it properly.
I don't think that Protestant bloke who shouted alot is around any more and the Catholic bloke with the beard and his mate out of the IRA who's now something in their government would definitely be up for it.
Blair messed up when he put that chubby lass, Molem Molem in charge of sorting it out. She wasn’t up to the job, she got poorly and all her hair fell out and then I think she died, unfortunately. Cammeron just needs to get the big guns in.
It would be quite easy to fix if you just get the right people on board. Get it right and it’s a win/win situation all round. The Scottish Catholics won’t be bothered about moving to Ireland as they are always waving Irish flags and banging on about what a great place it is anyway. The Irish Protestants won’t be bothered because let’s face it Northern Ireland is a bit of a dump and Scotland is much nicer. Plus I think house prices are quite cheap in some parts of Scotland.
The British government could do a deal whereby they hand Northern Ireland back but they could ‘borrow it’ from time to time for stuff like what they did with Australia. If you get caught breaking the law the police could get a bloke in out of the Catholic Church like a priest or something to turn you Catholic and then bung you on Ryan Air with a one way ticket. Not really sure why the British Government is that bothered about Northern Ireland anyway. It's not that it serves any purpose like other British countries abroad. The Falkland Islands are good because they are near Brazil and Gibralter at the end of spain is good because its hot and near Marbella. Plus its cool because you have to drive on the airport runway to get there. In Northern Ireland from what i've just seen on the telly the weather is really miserable and its not very safe.
It would deffo work and sort all the Football problems out in Scotland in one go. Celtic would effectively fizzle out because no one would be around to watch them. If you’re Catholic you’d need a Visa or work permit to get into Scotland and the borders would be policed as tight as gnats chuff like it was in Berlin with their iron curtains. Besides Celtic would just set up again in the Irish league and so unless the two clubs met in the Uefa cup or something then they would never play and even then it could be on neutral ground behind closed doors.
When you’re at the stage where football managers are being sent letter bombs then its time to say enough is enough and get it sorted.