Leaderless, headless chickens!
This is almost like the footballing version of the Ashes. Players who are clearly not as good as they think getting outfought and embarrassed in every department.
Lescott, deary me! Retire my friend.
DeMichelis, just why have we bought you?
Richards take the same taxi as Lescott please.
Garcia, words fail me.
Dzeko, you best get the bus as you're too fucking slow to run for the taxi that had a seat with your name all over it.
Seriously though, it is going to take the next 2 transfer windows to sort these 'reserves' out to a level that befits a game in the Capital One Cup never mind the Champions' League.