Beach shorts, Speedo trunks and such

[scotty123]

Holiday time is here again, you have dieted(a bit) exercised your body(a bit) to get in shape for that moment when your clothes come off and you hit the beach.
What do you wear?
Beach shorts like Lacoste what i wear still seem to be the norm for us pasty Brits but in Corfu the other week i noticed that foreign holidaymakers tend to go for small Speedo like trunks or them new type of very tight boxer trunks
Now to wear these you need to be pretty taught of torso but loads of these esp the Germans were not to put it frankly they looked gross with their big beer bellys hanging over.
Is this a case of fuck it im a Kraut on holiday or are us Brits still reserved?

 

[Never Mind The Pollocks]

Germans you say? They have a great fashion sense.

 

[Pigeonho]

This guy's got it right.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygeWsoYYMuQ[/youtube]

 

[scotty123]

This guy's got it right.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygeWsoYYMuQ[/youtube]

Love that advert but double the belly down to near their balls (slight exaggeration) and your talking the ones on Corfu

 

[Pigeonho]

This guy's got it right.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygeWsoYYMuQ[/youtube]

Love that advert but double the belly down to near their balls (slight exaggeration) and your talking the ones on Corfu

You have to be a bit of a barrel shape, like this guy, to be able to pull off this look. A pasty, skinny twat with a big beer belly and skinny limbs would look stupid, but this guy can get away with it.

 

[bluemoon27]

Was on holiday in Crete a few yrs ago and some guy and his missus were walking round the hotel for the entire fortnight with leopard skin thongs on posing around as though they thought they looked really special,she was a fookin beach whale and he thought he was Arnold blackanddecker,everyone was laughing at the twats and they were English

 

[scotty123]

Was on holiday in Crete a few yrs ago and some guy and his missus were walking round the hotel for the entire fortnight with leopard skin thongs on posing around as though they thought they looked really special,she was a fookin beach whale and he thought he was Arnold blackanddecker,everyone was laughing at the twats and they were English

I have seen the type, they are usually from fuckin Essex, funny enough every person iv met from Exeter on holiday tended to look a plonker on the beach as well with thongs and micro tight Speedos on

 

[Barcon]

Board shorts are the only acceptable thing for men to wear on a beach.

 

[Len Rum]

You also need a large personality to get away with wearing speedos.

 

[AntiUnited]

Swimming trunks is the only option the rest is cringe.