Beckham's 25 years of sky sports.

[mat]

Three pages about beckham and not one mention of posh spice taking it up the arse. *shakes head*

She no longer has one. That's why he fucks the nannies

 

[manclad]

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She's flexible and bendy,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Ottamendi.

 

[ballinio]

He's just a prettier Arthur Mullard

 

[jimharri]

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She's flexible and bendy,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Ottamendi.

And the cleaned-up, P.C. version;

"Posh Spice is a lady with a very sociable disposition,
She's very full of herself,
And when she's having sexual relations with her husband,
She thinks of Fabian Delph!

Doesn't scan that well, unfortunately. But M*******y would kill to be able to pen lyrics like those!

 

[Deleted member 58678]

I am shocked about the Aguero winning goal being chosen by him,but let's face it,it is the biggest thing ever to have happened on Sky,and probably won't be beaten ever

It's probably the biggest thing to ever happen. Anyone not putting that at number one is just nuts!

 

[stony]

Don't care if he's picked an entire City top ten, I couldn't bring myself to watch that self promoting **** for a second.

 

[Tbilisi]

Don't care if he's picked an entire City top ten, I couldn't bring myself to watch that self promoting **** for a second.

Correct,an absolute red cockney twat.I still remember the derby games at Maine Road where he always tried to goad City fans.

 

[meeesh]

It's probably the biggest thing to ever happen. Anyone not putting that at number one is just nuts!

But I'm saying I was shocked that he picked it,the thick rag fucker,can't even talk proper him

 

[Malty]

Bet he smashed newly-single Kirsty Gallagher all over after the interview.