Belmarsh prison

[KS55]

I know Geoffrey Archer is despised by a lot of posters on here but his short story novel Cat O’ Nine Tales about his time in Belmarsh is well with a read. There’s 12 stories, nine of which are true about inmates at Belmarsh and three that are fiction but no indication which is which.

Put Archer to one side, it’s very entertaining and good bedtime reading as it doesn’t tax the brain too much.

It’s not Proust or Solzhenitsyn but for those like me that prefer easier reading it’s decent.

Neither Proust nor Solzhenitsyn were ever in Belmarsh.

 

[Lupo]

I am no fan of Tommy Robinson but I couldn't believe how much of the show was devoted to him being in there and talking about him like he was the worst/most notorious scumbag in there. TR in fact was hopelessly misplaced in there and was almost crying for him mommy by the end

 

[quiet_riot]

TR in fact was hopelessly misplaced in there and was almost crying for him mommy by the end

Looked to me like he had a fairly piss easy 9 weeks, food, bed, telly, no mither from other inmates.

 

[urban genie]

I am no fan of Tommy Robinson but I couldn't believe how much of the show was devoted to him being in there and talking about him like he was the worst/most notorious scumbag in there. TR in fact was hopelessly misplaced in there and was almost crying for him mommy by the end

Aww bless, he had to go there because of his own twattishnes

 

[halfmist]

Looked to me like he had a fairly piss easy 9 weeks, food, bed, telly, no mither from other inmates.

He needed at least 9 weeks to read all the mail he got. One of the Officers ended up being his secretary

 

[quiet_riot]

He needed at least 9 weeks to read all the mail he got. One of the Officers ended up being his secretary

Yep. All that scanning of mail for drugs etc was a pisstake. They should just not allow any mail. Sorted.

 

[Blue Mist]

Looked to me like he had a fairly piss easy 9 weeks, food, bed, telly, no mither from other inmates.

That's a shame.

 

[Blue Mist]

Yep. All that scanning of mail for drugs etc was a pisstake. They should just not allow any mail. Sorted.

But then the mail would go to all the wrong people ?

I know you typed that in a Manc accent but it really is funny (to me anyway)